Start practicing your evil laugh! You are a villain heck-bent on conquering the world. Rob banks, fight godlike heroes, and command a horde of henchmen! Romance an intrepid reporter, your partner-in-crime, your biggest fan, or even your archenemy!

Top Villain: Total Domination is a 175,000-word interactive novel by Brandon Greer. It's entirely text-based, without graphics or sound effects, and fueled by the vast, unstoppable power of your imagination.

In this speculative fiction crime game, you can:

• Build a superweapon to hold the world hostage.
  
• Outwit amazing heroes and other villains.
  
• Resolve a henchman strike.
  
• Play as non-binary, female, or male.
  
• Play as gay, straight, omnisexual, pansexual, or asexual.
  
• Attend a fan convention for villains.
  
• Choose where your secret lair is located.
  
• Navigate the complex relationship you have with your parents.

With your powers, smarts, and good looks, who can stand in your way?