Developers Note:

Hi, This game ain't great. I know it, you know it. BUT if you manage to get a score above 2500 the game will reward you with a FREE Steam key*. I'm just happy I will no longer have to awkwardly try and explain to people the first game I made many years ago, they can just experience it themselves.
-adamvision



An endless swimmer that life itself depends upon!
Simply swim up and down on your way to victory. See how far you can go before being eliminated by popular methods of birth control.

FEATURES:
✔ FREE TO PLAY
✔ Simple one button / touch controls
✔ 13 ridiculous sperm
✔ 5 Power ups
✔ Avoid the effective birth control, such as the pill, condoms, and more.
✔ Includes Educational Factoids

Additional Credits:
Brianna Flynn - Additional Art
Song: "Monkeys Spinning Monkeys" - Kevin MacLeod

* While keys last / Limit one per steam ID. Giveaways subject to being stopped any time.