ZOOMER-FRIENDLY EXPLANATION (NO READING REQUIRED)

👦🏻👧😔 🌌🤖 🤡🎪😈 🦍 ☢️💥💣 🙏😇👽 💰 😃❤️

FOR ZOOMERS BY ZOOMERS

Explore unorthodox locations and meet avant-garde characters (in no way inspired by real-life personalities or events) in an indie RPG written like a road movie if a road movie was written like an indie RPG (it's not like a road movie).

UNLOCK ALL MENTAL ILLNESSES

A skill tree in the history of gaming. Embrace the path to extraordinary abilities beyond human comprehension, but beware, as such power comes at a terrifying cost. Tip: interactions with zoomers help you unlock new mental illnesses. This applies to the game too.

ALL OF THESE, AND EVEN MORE

• Gameplay really makes you feel like you are playing a video game

• Graphics that can be displayed on a computer screen

• Sound and music can be played from headphones or speakers

• Game has a Steam page and can be downloaded from there once purchased

• Combat system that finally cuts to the chase: press the 'WIN' button in a fight to win instantly

• No annoying game over screen: go straight to the afterlife once you get cooked

• Capitalism (laugh track)