Ninja Numpties is a video board game where 2-4 players place traps on a mini Chess board island, but watch out – the traps disappear next turn! Earn ninja stars by pranking your frenemies... Whoever has the most stars by the end of the game wins!
Three distinct kinds of traps!
- Push Tiles drag your foes around or even off the island! Daisy-chain them to form a conveyor belt! 
- D4 Caltrops deal damage to your (opponent’s) dice roll! 
- Rock-Paper-Scissors traps start the RPS minigame! The winner gets at least 1 star – raise the stakes by making a Push Tile path to the rock/paper/scissors... 
Press P to pause, not Escape!
- Ninja Numpties is a Game Maker 8.0 game so the Escape key instantly closes it! 
- Autosave to the rescue! Return to where you left off before you “paused” the game... 
- Start button on gamepads will pause the game as usual. 
Adjust match settings!
- Set number of rounds to adjust the length of the play session (game autosaves, so feel free to continue a long session later...) 
- Individually adjust the first d6 roll and all subsequent d6 rolls... (random or fixed value) 
- Set d4 caltrop damage (Random, fixed value, or even Push Tile conveyor combo!) 
- Wrong settings? Pause the game (with P key) to revisit the Settings menu! 
Supports a wide range of gamepads and even shows their buttons!
- PlayStation DualShock 3/4 and DualSense 
- Xbox 360, One and Series S | X 
- Nintendo Switch Joy-Con (individually) and Pro controllers 
- NES, SNES (Purple and Multicolour), Gamecube controller and Wii Nunchuck 
- uDraw tablet (PlayStation 3 model) 
Choc-a-bloc full of memes and puns!
- Licensed Vine boom and Kill Bill guitar riff (“rizz sound”) 
- Silly puns such as earning stars (badum tuss!) 
- Badly drawn memes! 
Minimum Setup
- OS: SteamOS 1 or later
- Processor: 1GHzMemory: 32 MB RAM
- Memory: 32 MB RAM
- Graphics: 500MHz integrated graphics
- Storage: 40 MB available space
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