What not coffee
Kaiynest Developer
Kaiynest Publisher
1970-01-01 Release
🎹🖱️Keyboard + Mouse
🕹️ Partial Controller Support
🎮 Full Controller Support
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"Brew up a cozy world of caffeinated creativity in What Not Coffee – where your coffee crafting knows no bounds! From classic espresso to... ahem, circuit board lattes, discover what ‘anything goes’ really means!"
Bold Recipe Creation
Mix and match ingredients like never before, from classic espresso to Circuit Board Lattes and Sewage Tea – whatever fuels your inspiration.
Name each drink as you like, giving every recipe a personalized twist and unique flair.

A Cast of Whimsical Customers
Serve a variety of quirky customers, each with their own personalities and preferences.
Surprise them with an unexpected treat, or craft a classic blend – every customer interaction is its own experience.

Unique Café Locations
Choose from a selection of café settings, such as a busy cityscape or a quiet field, giving each location a unique atmosphere.
Your café’s location shapes the vibe of your space and adds variety to the experience.

Resourceful Ingredient Sourcing
Gather ingredients and make online orders for special items, with supplies delivered by airdrop straight to your café.
Discover everyday and unusual ingredients, from traditional coffee beans to totally unorthodox add-ins.
Cozy Yet Unconventional Vibes
Designed to be both cozy and humorous, What Not Coffee combines a charming aesthetic with lighthearted, relaxed gameplay.
Let your creativity flow in a café experience that’s all about personal expression and whimsical fun.
MINIMAL SETUP- OS: TBA
- Processor: TBAMemory: 8 GB RAM
- Memory: 8 GB RAM
- Graphics: TBA
- Storage: 1 GB available space
RECOMMENDED SETUP- OS: TBA
- Processor: TBAMemory: 8 GB RAM
- Memory: 8 GB RAM
- Graphics: TBA
- Storage: 1 GB available space
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