BREAKNECK SPEED MOMENTUM PLATFORMING!

The most exciting game featuring an alien wielding a PVC pipe! In this wacky unorthodox platformer you have no jump, and instead launch yourself by bonking off walls, ceilings, and floors! At the end of each level is a tasty pizza slice, and you gotta get there fast or risk it going cold! Learn the levels to achieve the fastest time! Optimize, adapt, and overcome! No challenge is too much for you!

metal pipe dropping sound + air horns wooo

MEET A CAST OF COLOURFUL AND WACKY CHARACTERS!

Zleepi is one goober of an alien, surrounded by super dorks at area 51 that aren't very good at their job! Meet various conspiracy theorists around Nevada! A pizza delivery guy named Mr. Isekai?? Then, meet some other aliens that wanna destroy earth! That'd be no good, then there'd be no more pizza! 

is that a cat???

CONQUER OVER 50 LEVELS ACROSS 5 WORLDS!

Four worlds with thirteen levels each, and a bonus world for true speed fanatics! Find secrets hidden in the levels to unlock extra cosmetics! Put a stop to the wrath of The Xien for the sake of hot, tasty pizza!

bonk bonk bonk bonk bonk bonk bonk

TEAM PURPLE IS... 

• Elsie (LCL) - Director, Writer, Level Designer

• MangoJuice - Character Artist, Level Artist

• Gigilefache - Character Artist

• CrimsonDolphin - Level Designer

• Puppetz - Level Designer

• Salutanis Orkonus - Composer, Sound Designer

• Bassclefff - Composer