Flat Earths!
Ponywolf
Developer
Ponywolf, LLC
Publisher
2020-02-27
Release
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🎹🖱️Keyboard + Mouse
🎮 Full Controller Support
🎮 Full Controller Support
Positive
(10 reviews)
Public Linux Depots:
- Flat Earths! Linux [105.43 M]
Are you one of those ROUND-EARTHERS? Do you think the sun isn't hung from a bale of twine cast down from the star-heavens? Well then, don't bother trying this couch-multiplaying, trident-hurling, death-o-gasm of an aquatic mammal simulation.
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JUST DON'T BOTHER!
IT'S NOT FOR YOU. Go back to your schooools and your interwebs, sheeple.
Still here? Then you're in the club. We meet every Thursday under the wilted elm behind the ghost of the old Windsor Castle in Boise Idaho. Bring torches, skepticism, and a preparedness for mind destroying truth. Also BYOB.
STAY WOKE!
As for features, I think we can safely promise:
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JUST DON'T BOTHER!
IT'S NOT FOR YOU. Go back to your schooools and your interwebs, sheeple.
Still here? Then you're in the club. We meet every Thursday under the wilted elm behind the ghost of the old Windsor Castle in Boise Idaho. Bring torches, skepticism, and a preparedness for mind destroying truth. Also BYOB.
STAY WOKE!
As for features, I think we can safely promise:
- 1-4 Players local death-match insanity with AI opponents to fill out the roster
- Multiple movement, scoring, and collision modes which can be randomized to increase the insanity
- Multiple rendering modes which can be stacked to further increase the insanity
- Toggleable 'goodies' to increase player speed, flip the screen, and generally increase the insanity
- Not so veiled references to the many earths being flat masquerading as a perfectly sane idea
MINIMAL SETUP
- OS: Ubuntu 12.04+. SteamOS+
- Processor: SSE2 instruction set support (you're probably fine)Memory: 400 MB RAMStorage: 200 MB available space
- Memory: 400 MB RAMStorage: 200 MB available space
- Storage: 200 MB available space
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