Welcome to your first day at *REDACTED*! This new employee guide comes to you directly from the Far Corner Devs.

We here at *REDACTED* thank you for joining our family. You may have heard people refer to this job as:

- Monotonous

- Passion devouring

- A complete waste of shareholder funds

However we as your human resource department would like to assure you that our employees have reported a massive 6.9% satisfaction rate... that's up on last quarter!

Things can be stressful on your first day, so here's some tips to get you started:

- You can use the W,A,S,D keys to move.

- E to interact (Follow the signs!)

- Q and F will use your items

- The coffee machine takes some time to brew, so make sure to account for this on your (unpaid) breaks!

In order to help you stay at peak performance, you can find *REDACTED* sanctioned medication across the floor... proven to help with stress, now with minimal acid reflux!

Should you find contraband, we urge you NOT to consume this on the job. We have no need for sluggish, carefree employee's in our work force.

Finally, your fellow employees are your biggest strength. Sometimes a chat is all you need! A social pick me up is good for you, but sometimes they might just want someone to listen, or for them to vent themselves; morally (and contractually) these people are also your responsbility!

We hope you enjoy your long, satisfying, and tax deductable employment with us!

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Created By:
Sean Gilbert - Design, Programing, Art, SFX
Sam Kae - Design, Music, Play Testing

Entry for VimJam2
Theme: On the Edge (i.e. Stressing Out)
Requirement: Boss