Lovehammer 400 000: The Buttlerian Crusade
Nerd Commando Game Studios Developer
Nerd Commando Game Studios Publisher
2020-03-27 Release
🎹🖱️Keyboard + Mouse
4 user reviews
(4 reviews)
Game is not tagged as available on Linux on Steam.
Linux is not in the OS list.
Major Update coming next monthOK, so we've been silent about this project for almost 3 years now, but for a good reason - we've been busy as hell dialing it up to 11.

The changelog? Almost everything, really.

New artstyle, animation (with glorious body physics), vastly improved accessibility, better attacks & equipment, better overall game flow.

More art, more jokes and whatnot.

TBH, it's almost like making a new game. Or maybe without the "almost" part.

Anyhow, the new experience will easily rival Slay the Spire, Darkest Dungeon and Into the Breach - the game is somewhere in the middle of these three.

With hefty dose of match-3 being added - but it's not your grandmother's smartphone mellow match-3, it's stylish and tacticool match-3. If John Romero has introduced this kind of match-3 in his Daikatana (because, let's agree, that's exactly what that has been missing), we'd all become his you know what.

Overall, it's a game for people who like a body part that starts with "B" real big. I'm talking the Brain, obviously.
You can see it being played by me here, but keep in mind that it's a 2 month old and rather buggy build:
https://youtu.be/tCsspgs9AVs
We hoped to clean it up for the Steam's Autumn sale (which is why it's up there), but looks like it's more of a Winter Sale for us. Hope to see you there and have fun playing games in the meantime!
[ 2022-11-25 14:55:32 CET ] [ Original post ] The blasphemous tit cult has overtaken half of the galaxy. Are you man enough to stop them? Do you love female ass enough to stop them? Of course you do! Assent to The King's noble assignment! Assay your courage! Assemble a glorious squad of Lovehammer 400 000® Cosmo Commandos®, equip them with the mighty assortment of holy armaments, assess the dangers of the mission and assail the nefarious enemy! Strike them where it hurts! I.e., in the tit. Assault! Assault! Assault!
Features:
- Potent brew of tactic, roguelite and match-3!
- Intense turn-based combat!
- Hardcore Action!
- Cosmo Commando® generator with millions of possible combinations!
- Destructible landscape, planetary anomalies and foe manipulation!
- Undying love for female ass!
- Diverse missions with challenging objectives!
- Memorable Equipment!
- Lots of exclamation signs in the description!
- Amazing OST!
- High Replayability!
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