https://store.steampowered.com/app/2457910/Scientifically_Accurate_Dinosaur_Mating_Simulator_2022_American_Revolution_1775__1786_Scientifically_Accurate_Dinosaur_Mating_Simulator_2023_French_Revolution_1789__1799 So, like, in all seriousness, this is the game that I should be writing on pain meds right now. This one rounds out the three DLC Sequels that are hitting in the year of our Gourd 2023.

The Rest of 2023, in recap....

DLC Titles https://store.steampowered.com/app/2409020/Furry_Shakespeare_To_Date_Or_Not_To_Date_Cat_Girls_2_Prophecy_of_Convenience https://store.steampowered.com/app/2410350/Dinosaur_Shakespeare_To_Date_Or_Not_To_Date_2_Winter_of_our_Discontent Full Games https://store.steampowered.com/app/2254860/Inexplicable_Geeks_RestoreTheMillerCut https://store.steampowered.com/app/1923530/Scarecrows_of_Illyria https://store.steampowered.com/app/1877720/Army_of_Tentacles_Assault_on_Rainbow_Unicorn_Island

[ 2023-06-03 01:33:38 CET ] [ Original post ]

The State of the Elsinorian Empire

King Theseus and his sister, Hippolyta, have ruled the great Elsinore Empire for over a decade. But now it is time to pass the torch. Or is it? In a brash move, King Theseus throws in his hat for re-election!

The Two Noble Kinsmen

After winning the war with Thebes, King Theseus has nominated two of his rival's champions for the Thebian throne - but one of them wants more than that! Politically-minded Ace wants a war of wits as well as swords! A truly deadly debate!

Politics and Choices!

Follow the exploits of Theseus' campaign staff as they try to survive!

• Every choice affects one of 10+ story variables!

• Visual Novel with branching paths!

• Who will be elected the new Emperor of Elsinore?

• Break campaign promises?