Guess what guys! Raccoon Tales is in the Steam Summer Sale.
Play as a raccoon destroying and stealing things because that's what raccoons do but it's okay because they're cute.
Also Roly Poly is on sale too!
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1906750/Roly_Poly/
They take place in the same universe, it's sort of like the thing Marvel does but this isn't the MCU it's the uh, Isopod/Raccoon [strike]cinematic[/strike] gaming universe. The IRGU... Ok that's not the name but you get the idea.
Here's a raccoon dunking cotton candy in water gif, it's a metaphor for how the sale will disappear just like the cotton candy. This is one of those gif implementations that you have to think about to absorb it's deeper meaning.
You're a raccoon, it's your job to steal things because you want them and even if you don't you will still destroy and sabotage things because you're a raccoon.
Use the shadows, cover and distractions to keep away from villains who wish to stop you from completing your heroic raccoon goals like the powerful sleeping homeowner, the insidious pet dog or maybe worst of all, the terrible raccoon fangirls who will stop at nothing to snatch you up for devious purposes. There's also robots and stuff but that's way later.
Game Features:
Each level has a different theme, from the dark alley, to a mansion with an exotic pet, and the White House?
Ace each level getting 3 stars by completing each goal and secondary goal it gives you.
Discover the mysterious Tail Coins, hidden in each level that have a secret in store if you find them all.
Use the stealth meter, cover (e.g. hiding under a table), vision areas and various other ways to stay away from patrolling villains.
Wash your food in water because, being a raccoon it is literally inedible unless dunked.
Has a storyline with twists and turns leading to an unexpected ending.
Bonus Raccoon Fun Fact: Their scientific name 'Procyon Lotor' means “Wash Bear”
MINIMAL SETUP
Processor: Core i3 or AMD equivalentMemory: 4 GB RAM
Memory: 4 GB RAM
Graphics: Integrated Graphics
Storage: 1 MB available space
RECOMMENDED SETUP
Processor: Core i5 or AMD equivalentMemory: 8 GB RAM