Would you like a real-life squeezable Cal? A huggable squiggly Vriki? We're still in the early planning phases but we'd like to bring an Exocolonist character into the world as a stuffed toy.
The burning question is... which one??
Don't think of this as a "which is your favorite Exo character" quiz; think of it as "who would look coolest as a teddy bear version of themselves" or maybe "what would I be the least embarrassed to put on my bedroom shelves"?
Yes, Vace is on the list. For some reason.
Here is the Google Forms survey.
All questions optional and anonymous. Tell us what you want, and we will do our best to make it happen!
Also! There is a small Patch #4 coming soon to Steam, and now up on the testing beta branch. Feel free to take it for an early spin! Here are the changes:
- Typos typos teh-zypos! ("only" 20 of them)
- Make Small Skills Boost perk and Clear Minded status roll their chances separately instead of adding them together in a confusing way
- Fix Bravely Helping to Fight and other +1 to total cards showing bonus beside the total, but not actually adding it to the total on rounds 2 and 3
- Fix Tracking the Airsquid card text to explain it only affects physical cards
- Confirmation dialog when forgetting or not forgetting a card while relaxing, so it's much harder to skip by that option by accident
- Warn in a popup the first five times any file fails to save during each play session
- Slightly speed up first game boot after install or update (stop unnecessarily recompiling story files)
- Fix controllers not closing text input popups on Steam Deck
- Hide resolution and quality settings on Steam Deck and stop syncing them between deck and pc, just default to what works best on that specific hardware
I Was a Teenage Exocolonist
Northway Games
Finji
2022-08-25
RPG Simulation Singleplayer
Game News Posts 48
🎹🖱️Keyboard + Mouse
🎮 Full Controller Support
Overwhelmingly Positive
(3054 reviews)
http://exocolonist.com
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1148760 
The Vox: Tower Defense Developer [1.59 G]
Growing up in humanity's first extrasolar colony, you and your family are refugees from Earth flung into a new world of wonder and danger. You have your whole life ahead of you: Will you become an engineer and bring modern technology to this jurassic planet? Or cultivate the alien plants and live in harmony with exotic nature? Battle the massive beasts which rule Vertumna, or nurture future generations of humans?
Your decisions matter; whether to study, learn to play an instrument, obey your parents or sneak out to explore the hazardous jungle. Adolescence is full of awkwardness and clumsy mistakes, but everything you learn will make you - and your colony - stronger. Your memories, decisions and friendships will be at your side when strife is near, becoming collectible cards used for everything from taking a math test to escaping the jaws of a wild snapbladder.
A strange connection to an orbiting wormhole causes you to remember events from your past lives. It'll take many lives to find every ending and ultimately a way to save both your colony and the planet.
Exocolonist is going to have this great stuff:
- 800 story events - too much to experience in one lifetime, but luckily you'll have many.
- 250 battle cards - loosely based on poker rules, make the best hand from cards like Up to your Knees in Mud (adjacent cards get +1) and Testing on Humans (cards to the right become blue)
- 30 endings - find every way to die, aim to become Governor one day, or live a simple life as a botanist and let others take care of the monster-slaying.
- 25 jobs - goof off behind the counter as a depot clerk, or join a survey team and chart the Valley of Vertigo.
- 15 skills - will you focus on empathy and organization, or train up your toughness and bravery?
- 10 dateable characters - dogboys, aliens, hot politicians and cold-as-ice killers. Can you guess what your childhood friends will grow up to be?
Plus all the basics:
- Acne
- Time loops
- Alien pets
- Growing up
- Dying young
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