Growing up in humanity's first extrasolar colony, you and your family are refugees from Earth flung into a new world of wonder and danger. You have your whole life ahead of you: Will you become an engineer and bring modern technology to this jurassic planet? Or cultivate the alien plants and live in harmony with exotic nature? Battle the massive beasts which rule Vertumna, or nurture future generations of humans?
Your decisions matter; whether to study, learn to play an instrument, obey your parents or sneak out to explore the hazardous jungle. Adolescence is full of awkwardness and clumsy mistakes, but everything you learn will make you - and your colony - stronger. Your memories, decisions and friendships will be at your side when strife is near, becoming collectible cards used for everything from taking a math test to escaping the jaws of a wild snapbladder.
A strange connection to an orbiting wormhole causes you to remember events from your past lives. It'll take many lives to find every ending and ultimately a way to save both your colony and the planet.
Exocolonist is going to have this great stuff:
- 800 story events - too much to experience in one lifetime, but luckily you'll have many.
- 250 battle cards - loosely based on poker rules, make the best hand from cards like Up to your Knees in Mud (adjacent cards get +1) and Testing on Humans (cards to the right become blue)
- 30 endings - find every way to die, aim to become Governor one day, or live a simple life as a botanist and let others take care of the monster-slaying.
- 25 jobs - goof off behind the counter as a depot clerk, or join a survey team and chart the Valley of Vertigo.
- 15 skills - will you focus on empathy and organization, or train up your toughness and bravery?
- 10 dateable characters - dogboys, aliens, hot politicians and cold-as-ice killers. Can you guess what your childhood friends will grow up to be?
Plus all the basics:
- Acne
- Time loops
- Alien pets
- Growing up
- Dying young
🎮 Full Controller Support
- The Vox: Tower Defense Developer [1.59 G]
I Was a Teenage Exocolonist has been everyone\'s favorite solarpunk time loop stats-raising coming of age narrative/sim game for three years! As is tradition, we\'re celebrating our Exoversary with a half price sale, a free demo, a dev stream, and our biggest ever (physically big that is) plushie campaign !
Developer draw & talk
Join us on Thursday, August 28 at 9am PT / 12pm ET on the Finji Twitch Stream for chatting and doodles with devs Sarah, Mei, Lindsay, and our host Aster from Finji. There will be giveaways!!
Sale and demo
The Exocolonist demo features the full first year of the game, and if you want to keep playing you can continue smoothly into the rest of the game with a 50% discount this week!
Faceless and friends
We\'re doing another limited time plushie campaign with Makeship ! This time for a jumbo-sized faceless plushie that comes with two mini accessory sized dolls of Dys and Sym!
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Yes I lied before when I said we wouldn\'t make any more! Who could resist taking that big squiggly wiggly stompy baddie and turning her into the cutest eldritch puppy dog? Just look at that face! (what face?)
Get yours before September 16th
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Limited time only campaign
This time we have three weeks to get a minimum of 200 orders. On September 16 the campaign ends, and if we\'ve met our goal then every plushie will be made-to-order for our backers and delivered in December. After that, no more will be made! There\'s a special bonus for the first 200 orders which will be delivered at the end of September.
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(Sol doll for scale)
She\'s big!
This faceless plush is jumbo sized, quite a bit bigger than our previous Makeship dolls. And Dys and Sym are keychain sized little fellers that tuck snuggly into those squiggly wigglers (you can tell at least Sym enjoys it). It would be pretty easy to actually turn them into purse charms if you\'re crafty.
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Get yours before September 16th
Happy Exoversary! Come join us on Discord to celebrate with the devs!\n\n- Sarah exosmile
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