Dear Presenter, while you are buzzing with anticipation for the release of the FREE hit enterprise software of the year 1999, Presenter Slides , we would like to inform you that we have prepared a DOWNLOADABLE CONTENT extension for your software! The best part is, you can buy it now! The license has been a part of our innovative -31 day DLC scheme, which allows true business people to prepare themselves and have the following features available before release of the software on the 1st of August 2022:

• Appear professional in front of your colleagues with 100% less watermarks
• ADJUST your volume
• Express support to the starving interns
• Boost quarterly revenue
• Tax deductible*

Go out there Presenter, and buy your license!

[ 2022-07-25 11:52:12 CET ] [ Original post ]

Presenter Slides™

The premier software choice for enterprise presentations. Visualize your milestones with state of the art patented bar-chart technology. Utilize a vast library of stock photos to showcase how hip your brand is. Report on the productivity of your coworkers with funky visualizations! Ethically developed by an experienced team of outsourced and unpaid interns!

Enterprise Features

• Build slides.
  
• Traverse the local hellscape.
  
• Go for a walk in the desert.
  
• Get buff, strong and vicious with your personal trainer.
  
• Webcam-ready gameplay!
  
• Commit office work!
  
• Sail around and meet eight-limbed friends.
  
• Fight a guy wearing red makeup.

Disclaimer: software license not included.