This is what happens when you rush a build out, folks. My sincerest apologies to anyone that downloaded/played the demo between 09/25/2022 and 09/27/2022. There was a game-breaking bug in the intro that would affect brand new players for the game. The bug prevented the player from moving, and displayed a level title for the first level when it shouldn't have. The result? A screen displaying "What a newb" and the player unable to move. Looked like I was straight trolling players. Very embarrassing.
Only newb here was me ^_^;; Thanks to the player that alerted me to this bug, and apologies again!