https://store.steampowered.com/app/2457910/Scientifically_Accurate_Dinosaur_Mating_Simulator_2022_American_Revolution_1775__1786_Scientifically_Accurate_Dinosaur_Mating_Simulator_2023_French_Revolution_1789__1799
So, like, in all seriousness, this is the game that I should be writing on pain meds right now. This one rounds out the three DLC Sequels that are hitting in the year of our Gourd 2023.
The Rest of 2023, in recap....
DLC Titles https://store.steampowered.com/app/2409020/Furry_Shakespeare_To_Date_Or_Not_To_Date_Cat_Girls_2_Prophecy_of_Convenience https://store.steampowered.com/app/2410350/Dinosaur_Shakespeare_To_Date_Or_Not_To_Date_2_Winter_of_our_Discontent Full Games https://store.steampowered.com/app/2254860/Inexplicable_Geeks_RestoreTheMillerCut https://store.steampowered.com/app/1923530/Scarecrows_of_Illyria https://store.steampowered.com/app/1877720/Army_of_Tentacles_Assault_on_Rainbow_Unicorn_Island
[ 2023-06-03 01:33:38 CET ] [ Original post ]
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So, if you're on this store page, I guess you want to know what this game is about, huh? Well, let me tell you: it's a doozy. Everyone read about the American Revolution, right? Here's what the history books won't tell you:
There were dinosaurs.
Not really, but go with it. Journey with Poe and Imogen, two reluctant Dinosaur Farmers, as their quiet corner of the world is thrust into the heart of the American Revolution! Now, they must brave the bullets and cannons and try to find peace in a world gone mad. You'll go from scenic winter cabins to tropical rainforest in an effort to win the war, because that's the only way you know how to get away from the war!
- 10 dinosaurs, each with their own skills to utilize in battle!
- 5 historic fronts of the American Revolution, now with 100% more whimsy! Because that's what war lacks, right?
- This game has politics up the bum.
- Maybe you'll learn some Shakespeare. Probably not. This is our most inaccurate adaptation yet. OR IS IT?
- RPG/Visual Novel/Adventure game. Whatever.
- OS: x86 or compatible processorMemory: 1 GB RAM
- Memory: 1 GB RAM
- OS: x86 or compatible processorMemory: 1 GB RAM
- Memory: 1 GB RAM
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