Scientifically Accurate Dinosaur Mating Simulator 2022: American Revolution 1775

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Fake history. Real dinosaurs.
So, if you're on this store page, I guess you want to know what this game is about, huh? Well, let me tell you: it's a doozy. Everyone read about the American Revolution, right? Here's what the history books won't tell you:
There were dinosaurs.
Not really, but go with it. Journey with Poe and Imogen, two reluctant Dinosaur Farmers, as their quiet corner of the world is thrust into the heart of the American Revolution! Now, they must brave the bullets and cannons and try to find peace in a world gone mad. You'll go from scenic winter cabins to tropical rainforest in an effort to win the war, because that's the only way you know how to get away from the war!

10 dinosaurs, each with their own skills to utilize in battle!

5 historic fronts of the American Revolution, now with 100% more whimsy! Because that's what war lacks, right?

This game has politics up the bum.

Maybe you'll learn some Shakespeare. Probably not. This is our most inaccurate adaptation yet. OR IS IT?

RPG/Visual Novel/Adventure game. Whatever.

Announcing the 2/4 Final Shakes Games!

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While progress on Dinosaur Cousin Squad is going well (despite hitting an error as soon as we booted up the base code for the first time as one complete package), we were able to at least get a good foothold on two of the final four Paper Shakespeare games while waiting on the base code. We are very happy to be able to share the store pages with you today:
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2762590/Furry_Shakespeare_To_Date_Or_Not_To_Date_Cat_Girls_If_Made_Today https://store.steampowered.com/app/2757940/Furry_Shakespeare_To_Date_Or_Not_To_Date_Spooky_Cat_Girls_2
Cat Girls? If Made Today isn't a remake, but rather, a reimagining of the game if it was made with the game dev know-how that we have now, and with the storytelling and gameplay that we want to do. This is the first Cat Girls game as if it was completely unconnected to the other games, as the Keegan Quinn/Multiverse BS storyline is over.

Spooky Cat Girls 2?! is another experimental title: it is three spooky games in one. The first is the titular Spooky Cat Girls, the second is a Cthulhu Dating Sim that we've been calling the Dark Souls of Visual Novels, and the third is our Kaiju game.

Neither have solid dates yet, as we need to both launch Army of Tentacles: Assault on Rainbow Unicorn Island, as well as dedicate our time to finishing up Dinosaur Cousin Squad in time for Christmas - or before.

We hope you enjoy.