https://store.steampowered.com/app/1877720/Army_of_Tentacles_Assault_on_Rainbow_Unicorn_Island/
So. Time to talk turkey.
Army of Tentacles: Assault on Rainbow Unicorn Island is going to come out next Tuesday.
This game in no way should have taken as long as it did to come out. But that's the life of an indie dev company, especially if you want full VO in your game.
The game's VO will be patched in at a later date. We already lost one backup of the VO files, and now the secondary may very well perish in the San Diego fires.
I'd rather not worry about video game bullshit right now. I'd rather focus on making sure my team is safe and not burning to cinders, or wondering where they are going to live in a few days. I'd rather they focus on that. Hell, they would rather they focus on that.
So, VO will be patched in at a later date.
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So, if you're on this store page, I guess you want to know what this game is about, huh? Well, let me tell you: it's a doozy. Everyone read about the American Revolution, right? Here's what the history books won't tell you:
There were dinosaurs.
Not really, but go with it. Journey with Poe and Imogen, two reluctant Dinosaur Farmers, as their quiet corner of the world is thrust into the heart of the American Revolution! Now, they must brave the bullets and cannons and try to find peace in a world gone mad. You'll go from scenic winter cabins to tropical rainforest in an effort to win the war, because that's the only way you know how to get away from the war!
- 10 dinosaurs, each with their own skills to utilize in battle!
- 5 historic fronts of the American Revolution, now with 100% more whimsy! Because that's what war lacks, right?
- This game has politics up the bum.
- Maybe you'll learn some Shakespeare. Probably not. This is our most inaccurate adaptation yet. OR IS IT?
- RPG/Visual Novel/Adventure game. Whatever.
- OS: x86 or compatible processorMemory: 1 GB RAM
- Memory: 1 GB RAM
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