The job offers a six-figure salary, pensions, and competitive benefits. Its description? You’ll run a teahouse on Mount Qingcheng in Sichuan, China.

Teahouse of the Gods is a 250,000-word interactive fantasy novel set in present-day China. It's entirely text-based, without graphics or sound effects, and fueled by the vast, unstoppable power, of your imagination.

The job description didn’t mention reincarnation, gods, spirits, or the end of the universe. Job descriptions rarely cover that sort of thing. So, you can safely assume there will be no revelations about your past life, inter-dimensional tension, or otherwise world-rending conflict. You’ll only be responsible for attending to a diverse, multi-cultural variety of Teahouse guests. Who are not magical pandas. Presumably.

Accept the Job to:

• Build business and spiritual abilities
  
• Meddle in supernatural shenanigans
  
• Meet characters from international and Chinese mythology
  
• Experience the awkwardness of integrating into a new culture from the comfort of your gaming device