Greetings, Aspirant Ballionaire.
Weve gathered our shady cabal of Ballionaires together to let you know that were hungry... FOR GOLD! To pad our coffers, were pushing out Ballionaire on December 10th so you may begin to pay us your monetary tributes in earnest! Go forth and bonk, my pretties! All for the low low price of $12,34, 12,34, 12.34 and so on and so forth depending on which country you live in - discounted by 19% for the week after launch!
(***Pay no attention to the shady, cloaked figure. They are trying to tell you that Ballionaire is launching next week, right here on Steam! December 10th in fact!)
Our IT team of crack tech-knowers put together a self-explanatory video to help you make your numbers go up:
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(***We got a little weird with this one)
Next week, go forth and earn... EARN AS NEVER BEFORE!
(***Ballionaire will release with 4 challenging boards, 125+ triggers, and 50+ boons, with more content following on the heels of launch! Share all the fun with us @rawfury or @newobject on X, or join the Discord where the real theorycrafting thrives!)
Signed,
The Seeker
[ 2024-12-03 17:00:36 CET ] [ Original post ]
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Features
- Physics-based roguelite : design the perfect pachinko board, draft new triggers, rack up money, and survive by paying your weekly tribute to the BALLIONAIRES.
- A wide and ever-growing selection of triggers to add to your board: spawn eggs with a Chicken, cut coins in half with an Axe, stuff a Whale until it blows every ball back out at once!
- Make Pacts that provide a unique spin on each run! Will you trade the ability to place spawners at the top of your board in exchange for enhanced synergy in your draft choices?
- Experiment in the Laballatory - hone your theorycrafting before a run, make a meme, or build busted boards. Share boards with your friends!
- Game goes brrr. Designed to tickle your brain in all the good ways.
- Extremely active development! New releases twice a week!
- OS: Fedora 25. Ubuntu 16.04. SteamOS. Mint 18Memory: 1 GB RAMStorage: 100 MB available space
- Memory: 1 GB RAMStorage: 100 MB available space
- Storage: 100 MB available space
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