So... a little birdy (ie. the back end of Steam that lays everything out in neat little rows... so I guess it's less of a bird and more of a glorified spreadsheet_) told us that over 100,000 people have already bought Ballionaire. Excuse me while I go lay horizontal for a while and stare into the void. The comforting, comforting void. . .
. . OK, I'm back, they told me it wasn't my time yet. Wow, thank you all so much for giving our autobonker a try. We've got so much more planned for January but honestly, we'll add in what y'all most want to see. More triggers? Sure. Mods? Hell ya. Boards? Music? QoL? WHAT DO YOU WANT? We have no shame, we are monkeys that will dance to your tune. Tell us what you want on Discord! OK, back to staring at figures and rocking gently. BONK OUT!

Features

• Physics-based roguelite : design the perfect pachinko board, draft new triggers, rack up money, and survive by paying your weekly tribute to the BALLIONAIRES.
  
• A wide and ever-growing selection of triggers to add to your board: spawn eggs with a Chicken, cut coins in half with an Axe, stuff a Whale until it blows every ball back out at once!
  
• Make Pacts that provide a unique spin on each run! Will you trade the ability to place spawners at the top of your board in exchange for enhanced synergy in your draft choices?
  
• Experiment in the Laballatory - hone your theorycrafting before a run, make a meme, or build busted boards. Share boards with your friends!
  
• Game goes brrr. Designed to tickle your brain in all the good ways.
  
• Extremely active development! New releases twice a week!

• OS: Fedora 25. Ubuntu 16.04. SteamOS. Mint 18Memory: 1 GB RAMStorage: 100 MB available space
• Memory: 1 GB RAMStorage: 100 MB available space
• Storage: 100 MB available space