Hi everyone If you've yet to jump on the frantic mobility racer that is Coffin Dodgers, now may be the chance you've been waiting for! Grab some friends and play locally - or online - in this wacky racer that will prepare you for the wild ride that just might be your retirement - and at 80% off, it'll help you save toward that future as well! Race on, everyone! https://store.steampowered.com/app/320540/Coffin_Dodgers/ [previewyoutube=9Y7eKgGPPog;full][/previewyoutube] For all the latest news from us, follow us on Twitter and consider checking out our upcoming sports-brawler, HyperBrawl Tournament. You can even come chat to us directly on HyperBrawl's Discord server right here.

Hi everyone We've just launched a huge sale on Coffin Dodgers, allowing you to jump into the action 90% cheaper than normal. That's definitely cheaper than buying your own mobility scooter - and safer too! https://store.steampowered.com/app/320540/Coffin_Dodgers/ The sale ends on April 4th. What's Coffin Dodgers? Check out the trailer below! [previewyoutube=9Y7eKgGPPog;full][/previewyoutube] For all the latest news from us, follow us on Twitter and consider checking out our upcoming sports-brawler, HyperBrawl Tournament. You can even come chat to us directly on HyperBrawl's Discord server right here.

There are 3 DAYS TO GO to get your hands on Coffin Dodgers for 90% off and put the 'tire' in retirement! Get it now, while we're young! Offer lasts from 11th - 25th January Remember to visit @milkyteastudios on twitter to keep up with us and our upcoming title 'HyperBrawl Tournament'!

Grab Coffin Dodgers at it's cheapest ever! For 90% off you can enjoy gun-slinging granny kart racing action this January! Offer lasts from 11th - 25th January Remember to visit @milkyteastudios on twitter to keep up with us and our upcoming title 'HyperBrawl Tournament'!

Baby, it's OLD outside! Enjoy a huge 80% OFF this Winter! The perfect digital stocking filler! Fun for the whole family on Christmas Morning... except Nan, she should not be playing this game. Purchase the game to download Coffin Dodgers VR for free! http://store.steampowered.com/app/503470/Coffin_Dodgers__VR/ Remember to visit @milkyteastudios on twitter to keep up with us and our upcoming title 'HyperBrawl Tournament'!

You can still grab Coffin Dodgers, the greatest geriatric retro-kart racer ever, for 90% off! Our lowest ever price, you can't afford NOT to reap this killer of a deal! Can you save the souls of Sunny Pines? Put the tire in to Retirement, and find out, in the race of your life! Purchase the game to download Coffin Dodgers VR for free! http://store.steampowered.com/app/503470/Coffin_Dodgers__VR/ Remember to visit @milkyteastudios on twitter to keep up with us and our upcoming title 'HyperBrawl Tournament'!

Gran given you some pennies for sweets? Forget that, from the 22nd of October til the 5th of November, Coffin Dodgers will be it's LOWEST PRICE EVER!... A massive 90% OFF! Race against Death itself! The perfect game to play for people aged 10 - 100 this Halloween! Don't miss the chance to grab Coffin Dodgers during its biggest ever sale, because like Gran and her pennies, it won't be here forever! Purchase the game to download Coffin Dodgers VR for free! http://store.steampowered.com/app/503470/Coffin_Dodgers__VR/ Remember to visit @milkyteastudios on twitter to keep up with us and our upcoming title 'HyperBrawl Tournament'!

Come all ye' elderly! Enjoy a huge 80% OFF this Winter! The perfect digital stocking filler! Fun for the whole family on Christmas Morning... except Nan, she should not be playing this game. Purchase the game to download Coffin Dodgers VR for free! http://store.steampowered.com/app/503470/Coffin_Dodgers__VR/ Remember to visit @milkyteastudios on twitter to keep up with us and our upcoming title 'HyperBrawl Tournament'!

Come all ye' elderly! Enjoy a huge 80% OFF this Winter! The perfect digital stocking filler! Fun for the whole family on Christmas Morning... except Nan, she should not be playing this game. Purchase the game to download Coffin Dodgers VR for free! http://store.steampowered.com/app/503470/Coffin_Dodgers__VR/ Remember to visit @milkyteastudios on twitter to keep up with us and our upcoming title 'HyperBrawl Tournament'!

VR mode is available for FREE with purchase of Coffin Dodgers which is 80% OFF this Autumn Sale! Enjoy the classic Coffin Dodgers track in this fun replayable experience! Coffin Dodgers VR is confirmed to work with Oculus Rift and unofficialy also works on Vive, as made clear by our wonderful community, and confirmed by us the Developers! Note to Vive users: You may experience an issue in which the player camera is raised high above the intended location, both in menu and in gameplay. Our suggestion to those experiencing this issue is to simply use OpenVR Advanced Settings to lower the player camera manually! Thank you to our community for your suggestions in ensuring more VR owners can enjoy Coffin Dodgers! http://store.steampowered.com/app/503470/Coffin_Dodgers__VR/

VR mode is available for FREE with purchase of Coffin Dodgers which is 80% OFF this Autumn Sale! Enjoy the classic Coffin Dodgers track in this fun replayable experience! Coffin Dodgers VR is confirmed to work with Oculus Rift and unofficialy also works on Vive, as made clear by our wonderful community, and confirmed by us the Developers! Note to Vive users: You may experience an issue in which the player camera is raised high above the intended location, both in menu and in gameplay. Our suggestion to those experiencing this issue is to simply use OpenVR Advanced Settings to lower the player camera manually! Thank you to our community for your suggestions in ensuring more VR owners can enjoy Coffin Dodgers! http://store.steampowered.com/app/503470/Coffin_Dodgers__VR/

It's Autumn time in Sunny Pines! Come and join the old gang (old being the key word), for a massive 80% OFF, in this quirky, darkly humorous, retro kart racer! Where every race is literally a matter of life or death! Purchase the game to download Coffin Dodgers VR for free! http://store.steampowered.com/app/503470/Coffin_Dodgers__VR/ Remember to visit @milkyteastudios on twitter to keep up with us and our upcoming title 'HyperBrawl Tournament'!

It's Autumn time in Sunny Pines! Come and join the old gang (old being the key word), for a massive 80% OFF, in this quirky, darkly humorous, retro kart racer! Where every race is literally a matter of life or death! Purchase the game to download Coffin Dodgers VR for free! http://store.steampowered.com/app/503470/Coffin_Dodgers__VR/ Remember to visit @milkyteastudios on twitter to keep up with us and our upcoming title 'HyperBrawl Tournament'!

We recently announced our new game HyperBrawl Tournament - an arena sports combat game, fusing intense sporting action and brutally fun combat! We have just returned from GDC where HyperBrawl got it's first public outing, the game has gotten an awesome reception so far and we've had a ridiculous amount of fun playing the game with everyone there. We'll also be announcing some events in the near future to give more chances for people to play the game before it's Early Access release in summer, so make sure you keep an eye out for these announcements! Check it out here - http://store.steampowered.com/app/591760/ See our Twitter page and Steam Discussion Forums for more info: Twitter - @HyperBrawl Steam Discussion Forums - http://steamcommunity.com/app/591760/discussions/

We recently announced our new game HyperBrawl Tournament - an arena sports combat game, fusing intense sporting action and brutally fun combat! We have just returned from GDC where HyperBrawl got it's first public outing, the game has gotten an awesome reception so far and we've had a ridiculous amount of fun playing the game with everyone there. We'll also be announcing some events in the near future to give more chances for people to play the game before it's Early Access release in June, so make sure you keep an eye out for these announcements! Check it out here - http://store.steampowered.com/app/591760/ See our Twitter page and Steam Discussion Forums for more info: Twitter - @HyperBrawl Steam Discussion Forums - http://steamcommunity.com/app/591760/discussions/

We have teamed up with Swedish Technology company Tobii and PC gaming giant Alienware to bring you a brand new update to our kart racing game Coffin Dodgers, exclusively on Steam for PC gamers. Tobii have developed a revolutionary new eye tracking technology that can now be found integrated into the new range of Alienware laptops. With the new Tobii update to Coffin Dodgers, we have introduced three new game features enabling the player to use their eyes to affect gameplay. Features include:

• Tobii allows you to extend your field of vision by looking into corners before you turn into them – enabling you to see and avoid hidden threats lurking around the bend.
• Use your eyesight to lock onto opponents with your weapons - select your enemies just by looking at them!
• We’ve also enabled a HUD reveal component allowing the player to focus on the race. The HUD is only visible when the player wants it to be and made active by focusing your eyes to the area of the screen where the HUD would normally be.

We have teamed up with Swedish Technology company Tobii and PC gaming giant Alienware to bring you a brand new update to our kart racing game Coffin Dodgers, exclusively on Steam for PC gamers. Tobii have developed a revolutionary new eye tracking technology that can now be found integrated into the new range of Alienware laptops. With the new Tobii update to Coffin Dodgers, we have introduced three new game features enabling the player to use their eyes to affect gameplay. Features include:

• Tobii allows you to extend your field of vision by looking into corners before you turn into them enabling you to see and avoid hidden threats lurking around the bend.
• Use your eyesight to lock onto opponents with your weapons - select your enemies just by looking at them!
• Weve also enabled a HUD reveal component allowing the player to focus on the race. The HUD is only visible when the player wants it to be and made active by focusing your eyes to the area of the screen where the HUD would normally be.

Jump on your mobility scooter and immerse yourself into the open 3D world of Coffin Dodgers VR in this free DLC. (Content requires ownership of the base game Coffin Dodgers on Steam in order to play). Download the DLC here: http://store.steampowered.com//app/503470?beta=0 This single track demo allows the player to experience the fast paced kart racer in first person with this immersive VR experience. Take on the Grim Reaper and battle your opponents using a variety of homemade weapons and gadgets and get closer to the action than ever before. Coffin Dodgers VR should automatically detect your VR headset and enter VR mode. If you run into any trouble or find any bugs in Coffin Dodgers VR, please report them in the dedicated Coffin Dodgers VR forum here: http://steamcommunity.com/app/320540/discussions/0/353915309340972236//

Jump on your mobility scooter and immerse yourself into the open 3D world of Coffin Dodgers VR in this free DLC. (Content requires ownership of the base game Coffin Dodgers on Steam in order to play). Download the DLC here: http://store.steampowered.com//app/503470?beta=0 This single track demo allows the player to experience the fast paced kart racer in first person with this immersive VR experience. Take on the Grim Reaper and battle your opponents using a variety of homemade weapons and gadgets and get closer to the action than ever before. Coffin Dodgers VR should automatically detect your VR headset and enter VR mode. If you run into any trouble or find any bugs in Coffin Dodgers VR, please report them in the dedicated Coffin Dodgers VR forum here: http://steamcommunity.com/app/320540/discussions/0/353915309340972236//

Hi guys, We are very pleased to announce the latest Coffin Dodgers update includes localisation for three more languages: • Chinese • Japanese • Korean The full list of fixes/additions can be seen below: • (Addition) Added Japanese, Chinese and Korean language modes. • (Change) Updated joypad maps so more pads should be supported on more platforms. • (Bug) Pad remapping fixed to stop getting stuck mapping a button • (Bug) Fixed missing achievements. • (Bug Linux/Steam OS) Some Linux users have had issues with split screen showing the same view for all players. Sometimes its related to hardware antialiasing. For this reason we default antialiasing off on Linux platforms at the start of a split screen race. (you can always turn it on again manually if you are desperate). • (Bug) Fixed some small texture issues and lots of other small issues. •(Improvement) Pause menus now hide options you cant use rather than just tinting them. • (optimisations) New HUD layouts and code changes for better optimisation. If you have any issues please let us know. Hope you enjoy the game and thanks for the continued support. Kind regards, Milky Tea Studios

Hi guys, We are very pleased to announce the latest Coffin Dodgers update includes localisation for three more languages: Chinese Japanese Korean The full list of fixes/additions can be seen below: (Addition) Added Japanese, Chinese and Korean language modes. (Change) Updated joypad maps so more pads should be supported on more platforms. (Bug) Pad remapping fixed to stop getting stuck mapping a button (Bug) Fixed missing achievements. (Bug Linux/Steam OS) Some Linux users have had issues with split screen showing the same view for all players. Sometimes its related to hardware antialiasing. For this reason we default antialiasing off on Linux platforms at the start of a split screen race. (you can always turn it on again manually if you are desperate). (Bug) Fixed some small texture issues and lots of other small issues. (Improvement) Pause menus now hide options you cant use rather than just tinting them. (optimisations) New HUD layouts and code changes for better optimisation. If you have any issues please let us know. Hope you enjoy the game and thanks for the continued support. Kind regards, Milky Tea Studios

Hi guys, We have been working in the background on putting Oculus support in the game and so we thought it would be a good idea to ask the Steam Community if it is something they would be interested in seeing – would you like to have a VR option in Coffin Dodgers? Please do let us know what you think below, we’d be delighted to hear your comments. Thank you for your continued support! Kind regards, Milky Tea Studios

Hi guys, We have been working in the background on putting Oculus support in the game and so we thought it would be a good idea to ask the Steam Community if it is something they would be interested in seeing would you like to have a VR option in Coffin Dodgers? Please do let us know what you think below, wed be delighted to hear your comments. Thank you for your continued support! Kind regards, Milky Tea Studios

Beat the Reaper Hi guys, We are very pleased to announce the Coffin Dodgers Time Trial Competition - Beat the Reaper. The Grim Reaper (or in the case one of the dev team) has set a fiendishly fast time on a single track and it is up to you to try and beat it for your chance to win some great goodies. To enter the competition you have to record a time in the Time Trial game mode on Village track 1 (Devil's Horseshoe). You can choose to play as any player (except for the Grim Reaper) and you can use any scooter, including any upgrades you like. Once you have recorded your time you must grab a screenshot and post it to @_MrGrimReaper twitter feed or post it as a screenshot on Steam. To be a valid entry your time must be faster than 1 minute 42 seconds and your screenshot should be as the example below, showing character name and time.
The closing date for entries is the 4th January 2016. The winner will be announced on the 5th January 2016. The winner will receive a signed Milky Tea Screen Print , x3 Coffin Dodgers Steam keys to share with friends and an Alienware goodie bag. Good luck! Milky Tea Studios

Hi guys, It has been a fantastic year for us at Milky Tea, full of new and exciting experiences – releasing Coffin Dodgers as our first game on Steam was most definitely the highlight. Developing and releasing Coffin Dodgers has been quite a journey, we’ve made some mistakes and learned a lot which will see us come back stronger in 2016. One thing that has definitely stood out over the year is the strength of support within the gaming world, we couldn’t have released Coffin Dodgers without the help of the Steam Community, first helping us get through Steam Greenlight and then helping us develop the game from Early Access to full release – so a huge thank you to everyone who has given us support and guidance us in 2015. As the holiday season approaches we thought it would be a good time to reward our fans and other gamers and so Coffin Dodgers is now discounted 60% on the store page – local multiplayer makes this the perfect game to play with friends and family over the holiday season. From all the team here at Milky Tea, have a super Holiday Season and a fantastic 2016. Kind regards, Milky Tea Studios

Hi guys, Just some minor bug fixes with this latest patch, including the following: • Graphical issues in the end of race leaderboards have been resolved. • HUD fixes in split screen multiplayer - resizing of assets etc Thanks for all your continued support. We are always trying to improve player experience and so if you spot any bugs or have any issues with the game then please do let us know. Kind regards, Milky Tea Studios

Hey Guys, We are very excited to announce that we have been nominated for a TIGA Game Industry Award 2015. Coffin Dodgers has been nominated in the debut game category along with some fantastic games, which makes us very proud indeed. It has been a huge learning curve over the last 18 months, developing the game, taking it to kickstarter, Steam Greenlight, Steam Early Access and now in full release - we have learnt and will use all these experiences to inform our future projects. Just being nominated is great and we'd like to thank all the support we've received from the Steam Community during the games development, it really has been invaluable. Happy gaming, Milky Tea Studios

Hi guys, We were made aware of a bug by one of the Steam community (thanks Mr Juggernaut!) in which the text for the story mode wasn't showing up in the Russian language. We believe the issue is resolved now but please do let us know if you have any more experiences of this or notice any other bugs for that matter. Kind regards, Milky Tea Studios

Hi guys, We are very pleased to announce an exciting new update to Coffin Dodgers. We have listened to the Steam Community and one of the major issues has been players trying to find each other in the online multiplayer mode. We believe we have delivered some major improvements in this area and are looking forward to seeing the battle for online leaderboard supremacy. Other major updates include: • Ragdoll physics improvements • Collision wall improvements • Brand new auto pilot mode in online multiplayer (Let the AI take over for you when you want a break) • Split screen multiplayer improvements. • Garage paint shop improvements (with new paint options) • General bug fixes. Thanks for all your support and feedback so far. We are always trying to improve player experience and so if you spot any bugs or have any issues with the game then please do let us know. Kind regards, Milky Tea Studios

We are pleased to announce that Coffin Dodgers has been localised into 6 new languages and is now available in: Russian German Spanish Portugese Italian French Enjoy the game and thanks for your support. Team Milky Tea.

Hi guys, We are pleased to announce that the latest update includes the addition of AI players in the online multiplayer races. This is something that we noticed had been asked for a few times in the discussion groups and so we have worked hard to introduce this new feature. In a network multiplayer 'Quick Race' AI will fill any race positions that are not taken by players. If you want to play without AI you can go into 'Custom Race' and turn AI off. We have also introduced 11 new achievements based around online gameplay. We really want to get more people playing online and so we hope that this new update will help somewhat towards this goal. Here is the full list of updates: • (Settings) Added Single Player Activate All Pads Option In Settings Menu • • Otherwise External Pad Mappers Will Wrongly Map Pads To Player Two • (Changes) Added More Sheep • (Multi Player) Added Bots To Multi Player Race (You Can Turn Them Off In Private Rooms) • (Multi Player) Added More Achievements • (Fix) Fixed floaty Keep Fit Gran • (Fix) Improved Ragdoll collision In Farm Area Fences Known Issues we are working on. (Gameplay) Sometimes AI Can Get Stuck On Ramp In Farm 3 (Multi Player) Player Flags Dont Show For Other Players Thanks for all your support and feedback as always guys and please do let us know if you come across any bugs or issues. Kind Regards, Milky Tea Studios

After 18 months in development and 4 months in Steam’s Early Access, we are very pleased to announce the launch of Coffin Dodgers into full release. It has been a fantastic journey so far and we really do appreciate all the support and feedback we have received from the Steam community. We will remain active in the community and so if you have any feedback or spot any bugs then please do keep reporting them to us and we'll be sure to respond. Finally, we really hope you enjoy Coffin Dodgers and if you can, please help us spread the word about the game to as many people as possible. Thanks, Milky Tea Studios

Coffin Dodgers is Now Available on Steam and is 20% off!*

Pimp up your mobility scooter and take on the Grim Reaper and his Zombie army in a race for your soul. Armed with a variety of homemade weapons and gadgets, battle your way through 13 unique & exhilarating tracks. Can you survive the retirement village?

*Offer ends July 15 at 10AM Pacific Time

Hi guys, Just some general bug fixes this week. We have also been doing a lot of working on the AI in the game, to balance out the difficulty as a lot of people have been saying the game is too easy. We hope these latest changes make it more of a challenge so please do let us know what you think. As always here is the full list of fixes/changes: • Fixed HUD mask error found on some Linux configurations • AI changes on all tracks • Added more ramps to town 1 • Swapped rockets for uzis on village 1 • Fixed crazy granddad score not resetting • New look radar with map rotation If you do have any feedback then please let us know, it is always great to hear what you guys think. Also, please keep help us spread the word about the game, it is not long now until full release and so we want as many people in the game as possible :) Thanks for your support, Milky Tea Studios

Hey guys, We are extremely pleased to be able to include two brand new game modes in this latest update, they are: Crazy Granddad - Single Player Snatch - Online Multiplayer NOTE: Crazy Granddad is temporarily accessed through a portal in the Open World > Explore mode. We are very excited about this release and anxious to see what you guys think? We hope they'll give an indication as to the multitude of different game modes that will be possible in the Open World. We have set up a dedicated discussion thread and so please direct any thoughts and feedback there. We are aware people have been having difficulties with their gamepads and so we hope this latest update will also go some way to solve this. The full list of updates includes: • Fixed bug allowing unrecognised pads to be mapped manually • Added more options to calibrate pad axis for shell controllers • Added Crazy Granddad - Single Player Game Mode • Added Snatch - Multiplayer Game Mode • Allow weapon pickup whilst flash respawning • Added option to turn Ambient Occlusion off • Added option to change physics quality Thanks for the support, Milky Tea Studios

Hi guys, We will be coming off Early Access soon and so as a thank you to all those who have supported us so far we are going to be releasing the first editions of two new game modes tomorrow (23rd June 2015), these are completely free and will be part of the latest update. We are really excited about these game modes, they are both set in the open world and we think they add a whole new dimension to the game. The new games are: • Crazy Granddad (Single Player) • Snatch (Online Multiplayer) Please check back for the update tomorrow and of course let us know what you think. We have set up a dedicated discussion thread for the two new games so please direct your thought and comments there. Thanks for all your support so far, Milky Tea Studios

We have been on Early Access for 3 months now and have had some great support and feedback, which we are incredibly grateful for! As a thank you to all those who have supported us so far we are going to be releasing two new game modes tomorrow (23rd June 2015), these are completely free and will be available in the new update. We are really excited about these game modes, they are both set in the open world and we think they add a whole new dimension to the game. The new games are: • Crazy Granddad (Single Player) • Snatch (Online Multiplayer) Please check back for the update tomorrow and of course let us know what you think. We will be setting up a dedicated discussion thread for the two new games so please direct your thought and comments there. Thanks for all your support so far, Milky Tea Studios

Hi guys, We are very pleased to announce the arrival of online multiplayer. We know the community have been excited about it for a while now and it is something we have been working hard to deliver. We have decided to release this new game mode a little earlier than initially planned with the hope that we'll get lots of players in the game and the community will really get involved and give us lots of feedback and become part of the development process. Please remember this is still an early access release and so you can expect a few bugs here and there. We have set up a dedicated discussion thread for all your thoughts and comments which will hopefully consolidate all feedback and allow us to respond and fix anything a lot quicker. Despite it being a little rough around the edges, we really hope you enjoy the online multiplayer and can't wait to find out what you think. Of course, as with all updates there are a number of additions/fixes to report. The full list can be found below: • Added online multiplayer race mode • All new pad code for better support • New mid-range scooter added • Fixed main menu items not highlighted • Fixed booster retract after whack • Fixed Lucy's cheer/win animation • Oil is no longer set off by pick ups • Optimisation on all tracks Thanks for all the support so far guys and please do help us spread the word about Coffin Dodgers. Happy gaming, Milky Tea Studios

Hello everyone, We are very pleased to announce today that the 13th and final track is now available. We know people have been asking about this for a while and really wanting to be able to complete the game - potentially it will unlock an extra character, you'll have to play it and see :) As always it would be great to hear what you guys think, any feedback and/or suggestions are always very much appreciated. Thanks for the support, Milky Tea Studios

Hi guys, Just a quick update today with a few bug fixes that you guys have very kindly pointed out to us. We would like to take this opportunity to thank everyone who has taken the time to point out any bugs so far - especially as you have given us really descriptive information so we can get a fix as soon as possible. The full list of updates includes: • Your opponents are now no longer flying away during the tutorial • The melee power bar now shows during a button spam • Mouse auto hide during gameplay is now less sensitive • 'During the War' achievement now fixed • Minor graphical and HUD amends • Toggle between power ups bug fixed Thanks for the support, Milky Tea Studios