Hi hi, puny humans!

You know what time it is! It's Slime Time yet again, and our team's here to chat about that green nonchalant dude from our upcoming action roguelite Slime 3K: Rise Against Despot everyone's been excited about. Yes, we're talking about Slime, and today, we want to kick off a series of posts about its misadventures.

The GOOfy Misadventures of Slime

Episode 1: Introduction

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"sup y'all, name's Slime, and I just want to destroy stuff"

[/quote] 'So what the hell is Slime?' you may ask. Well, in technical terms, it's a blob of slime. But not just some blob! Slime is the result of a wild experiment by its former master, Despot. See, it was initially just some goo used for creating artificial humans. But then it came to life! We reckon it might even have a soul now, lol. Anyway, here's the deal: it is on a mission to defeat Despot, break out of his dungeon, and *do random stuff*. Or destroy the planet. Honestly, it's hard to understand what's inside that jelly Slime uses as a brain.
Turns out our master Despot caught wind of Slime's plan and sent legions of genetically engineered creatures after its sticky ass. We guess it's worth mentioning these legions include puny humans, too! Despot can make as many of those meatbags as he wishes, so it's not going to be easy for the gooey fella. But guess what! As seen in the GIF above, Slime's got a trick or two up its sleeve. The green guy's squishy "body" can absorb different weapons, from AK-47s to boomerangs to watermelons . Yeah, watermelons can be downright dangerous when flung at the right angle! Anyway, Slime's power-ups come in the form of cardscards that it unlocks, adds to its own deck, and buys when leveling up. It can assemble up to five decks and switch 'em out.
As an advanced (but still kinda dumb) pile o' goo, Slime can also slurp up pick-ups from the dungeon floor: There's an excavator arm that makes our slimy renegade temporarily invincible, health tanks, a road sign that gives a speed boost, gumball machines that explode turn dozens of living things into bloody pt, and barrels with radioactive waste.
Speaking of the radioactive barrels : they seem to alter Slime's DNA! Collect those to make it more powerful.
Now, all these upgrades and power-ups help our sticky "friend" fight off hordes of disposable minions.
A thousand or two dead humans is pocket money for master Despot, so Slime should expect PLENTY MORE where that came from. But Slime doesn't care: He likes nothing more than random violence! Anyways, folks, we hope you had a blast getting to know our green chaotic bastard.

Please do wishlist Slime 3K: Rise Against Despotthe release is happening pretty soon!

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