Ninja Numpties is a video board game where 2-4 players place traps on a mini Chess board island, but watch out – the traps disappear next turn! Earn ninja stars by pranking your frenemies... Whoever has the most stars by the end of the game wins!
Three distinct kinds of traps!
Push Tiles drag your foes around or even off the island! Daisy-chain them to form a conveyor belt!
D4 Caltrops deal damage to your (opponent’s) dice roll!
Rock-Paper-Scissors traps start the RPS minigame! The winner gets at least 1 star – raise the stakes by making a Push Tile path to the rock/paper/scissors...
Press P to pause, not Escape!
Ninja Numpties is a Game Maker 8.0 game so the Escape key instantly closes it!
Autosave to the rescue! Return to where you left off before you “paused” the game...
Start button on gamepads will pause the game as usual.
Adjust match settings!
Set number of rounds to adjust the length of the play session (game autosaves, so feel free to continue a long session later...)
Individually adjust the first d6 roll and all subsequent d6 rolls... (random or fixed value)
Set d4 caltrop damage (Random, fixed value, or even Push Tile conveyor combo!)
Wrong settings? Pause the game (with P key) to revisit the Settings menu!
Supports a wide range of gamepads and even shows their buttons!
PlayStation DualShock 3/4 and DualSense
Xbox 360, One and Series S | X
Nintendo Switch Joy-Con (individually) and Pro controllers
NES, SNES (Purple and Multicolour), Gamecube controller and Wii Nunchuck
uDraw tablet (PlayStation 3 model)
Choc-a-bloc full of memes and puns!
Licensed Vine boom and Kill Bill guitar riff (“rizz sound”)
Silly puns such as earning stars (badum tuss!)
Badly drawn memes!
🕹️ Partial Controller Support
🎮 Full Controller Support
Multiple controller support!
- Now there's an additional screen for syncing your controllers and choosing the right button icons / glyphs
- You can still just use one controller as before! Just sync one controller then press A to continue to Settings.
- Settings menu has been squeezed into the whole screen now that glyph selection has moved to its own screen.
Supported controllers
- Valve Steam Controller
- Steam Deck's built-in gamepad
- Xbox - separate 360 and One/Series glyphs)
- PlayStation (all PlayStation controllers including uDraw tablet have been consolidated to this option)
- Nintendo Switch Pro
- NES*
- SNES* - choose between JP/PAL and US colo(u)rs!
- N64*
- GameCube (via 8Bitdo GBros adapter - ensure it's switched to X mode!)
- Wii Nunchuck (plugged into 8Bitdo GBros adapter - works the same in S and X switch mode)
Misc. changes
- Slightly moved the cup on the [spoiler]normal[/spoiler] title logo.
- Pressing Esc no longer quits the game and is instead a 'cancel' button.
- Consequently, Autosave is now off by default Edit config.txt to re-enable it!
Minimum Setup
- OS: SteamOS 1 or later
- Processor: 1GHzMemory: 32 MB RAM
- Memory: 32 MB RAM
- Graphics: 500MHz integrated graphics
- Storage: 40 MB available space
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