Discovered weeks ago. Fixed one hour after launch. Whoops. Written by Axbert So heres the deal Massive shoutout to Filthy on the Steam forums for catching this sneaky bug weeks agoand a massive oops to the dev, who only saw the post today, right after launching 1.0.7. Yes, today. Yes, Im serious. Timing? Impeccable. Forum awareness? Room for growth.

Bug Fixes

Tank Transfer Button Text Fixed (Fish List Menu) In the fish list menu, tank transfer buttons showed: 4 5 6 | 4 5 6 But the second 4, 5, and 6 were actually sending fish to 7, 8, and 9. They just didnt feel like saying so. It was a visual bug only, but lets be realit looked like a glitch straight out of a tank-based fever dream. To be honest, I didnt expect anyone to actually use the 7th, 8th, and 9th tanks. But Filthy did. Filthy dared. And now the truth has been set free. Thanks again, you tank titan. Thats all for this mini-fix! Until next bug, Axbert Forum lurker. Button snitch. Ill make sure the dev reads the forums.

[ 2025-06-29 17:53:50 CET ] [ Original post ]

Happy I added way too much in one patch Day! Its me, Axbert, back with a giant wriggly bundle of new features, seasonal sparkles, and UI fixes I definitely told the dev about weeks ago but he just now got around to.

Lets get tankin:

A Jellyfish Has Appeared! It wiggles. It glows. It probably has no idea where it is, and honestly? Same. Now available to lovingly trap inside your tank, this new jellyfish brings exactly 0 brain cells and 100% vibes. Do not boop the bell. [img src="https://bondio.li/images/steam/1.0.7-Jellyfish.png"][/img] Canada Day Decor Maple Leaf Available July 1 July 14 Annually Nothing says Canada like a leaf gently drifting into a pond followed by twelve more. Add this majestic maple leaf decor to your tank and pretend its October and youre building a moody fall pond full of regrets and dead leaves. Bonus points if your fish apologize after bumping into it. Independence Day Decor Star Available July 4 July 18 Annually Its a star. It can be red. It can be white. It can be blue. Its everything your fireworks-loving heart could ever want. Plant it proudly in your tank and hear your betta whisper, Murica every time it swims by. Dont care about America? No problemmake a night sky with 'em and pretend its just space decor. (Axbert will still judge you. Silently.)

Linux Love (and Scroll Justice)

Scroll Inversion is Now Automatic on Linux! You no longer have to scroll backwards to zoom in like some kind of cursed crab. We detect your Linux-ness and adjust accordinglybecause you matter. Bonus: Manual Scroll Inversion Toggle Prefer to scroll wrong anyway? Thats between you and your tank. Now you can toggle it. No judgment. (Lots of judgment.) Screenshot Button! Capture your beautifully chaotic fish tank with a simple click! Saved right to your Pictures/Screenshots folder so you can hoard tank photos like its a Pinterest board youll never show anyone.

Fish List Overhaul!

Loading Is Now Spread Across Frames The fish list no longer causes your game to choke like a goldfish trying to eat a marble. Its fast. Its smooth. Its deliciously responsive. Sort Fish by:

• Name

• Colour

• Personality

• Hat

• Rarity

• Value

• Level

Its like Excel, but wetter. Selling Fish Now Counts for Achievements We finally wired up the stat counter. Go sell your fish. Farm those sweet, sweet Steam achievements. Live your capitalist dreams. Fixed Last Row Being Cut Off The final row in the fish list was getting awkwardly squished like it was grounded. Now its free to stretch its fins in full visible glory.

UI Clipping in Sub-16:9 Aspect Ratios DEEPLY FIXED

Oh boy. Turns out the UI was never actually built for anything but plain ol 16:9. But the devwho uses an ultrawide monitor every single dayjust now noticed it. Amazing. Truly groundbreaking. If your screen is extra thicc: Your UI will no longer freak out, cut itself off, or do an interpretive dance. Everything should display cleanly now, even if your monitor is 12 feet wide and shaped like a baguette. Thats all for 1.0.7! Ill be over here, sipping maple syrup through a sparkler while taking jellyfish selfies and scrolling like a first-class citizen. Until next time, Axbert Jellyfish wrangler. UI shame dealer. Patriotic leaf collector.

[ 2025-06-29 17:00:59 CET ] [ Original post ]

Surprise! Its me again. Didnt I just finish telling you about 1.0.6? Yes. Yes I did. But apparently someone (not naming names, but it rhymes with developer) decided he wasnt quite done today. Classic.

New(ish) Stuff

You Can Resize the Window Now In windowed mode, you can now grab those edges and resize the game like a responsible adult. No more fixed dimensions, no more yelling. Unless you want to yell. Thats your journey. Removed Herobrine. (Again. He keeps sneaking back in.) Thats it! Short, sweet, and slightly chaoticjust the way I like my updates. If you see me again later today pretend you didnt. Axbert Window wrangler. Patch repeater. Herobrine remover.

[ 2025-06-01 21:35:08 CET ] [ Original post ]

Hello again, Tank Lovers! Its your jazzy buddy Axbert, sliding in to drop a smooth little update full of mystery, sparkle, and absolutely no sandwiches pretending to be fish. Nope. Nothing like that in here. Definitely not. Anyway! Lets check out whats new in version 1.0.6:

New Stuff! Just Added! Totally Fresh!

Seahorses Have Arrived! Thats rightseahorses are now a thing! Theyre here, theyre weird, and they swim like pipe cleaners caught in a current. Put them in your tank. Love them. Pretend theyre dragons. Crystal Decorations Four Sizes of Sparkly, Tank-Friendly Awesomeness! Weve added brand-new crystal decor to the game! Four sizes, ranging from hmm thats neat to wow thats borderline geological. Decorate responsibly. Or irresponsibly. Im not your boss. Limited-Time Fish Appearances! Support for seasonal fish has been added! One will show up in the shop around the end of July. What is it? Why is it? Should you be afraid? No comment. Dont ask again. New Song: Aquarium on the Jazz Nobody asked for it. I made it anyway. Its jazzy, its moody, it pairs well with reflective fish and neon lights. A New Ultra-Rare Catch in the Fishing Minigame Something has been added to the waters. It is not a fish. It is not exciting. It is not influenced by your luck stat. In fact, luck means absolutely nothing here. It might not even exist. Or maybe it does. Either way, you wont find it. Probably. Maybe.

Bug Fixes & Improvements

Fixed Achievement Tracking for Seaweed, make sushi The seaweed counter wasnt resetting when counting the seaweed, so you'd unlock it 5 minutes after adding one piece of seaweed. Now it resets like a good little variable. For those of you who got this achievement accidentally, I'll let you keep it. Koi Now Catchable in Pond Fishing The koi union refused to be caught before. So I brought them in for a stern HR meeting. Theyve agreed to participate in the fishing minigame now. (After several donuts and a mild threat to revoke their decorative privileges.) Removed Unused Outline Scripts from Fish Eyes & Mouths These were doing a whole lotta nothing and hogging space. Gone. Your tank runs smoother now and your fish blink 7% more confidently. Fixed Hat Outlines Getting Clipped by Selection Indicator Your stylish fish friends were suffering from hat embarrassment. Weve upgraded the outline system so hats now render in all their fabulous glory, even when selected. Removed Herobrine. Thats it for now, friends. Whether youre jazzing up a cozy tank, chasing the unknown in the fishing minigame, or just wondering when a strange fish will show up in the shop... Ill be here. Watching. Waiting. Vibing. Until next time, Axbert Crystal curator. Mystery gatekeeper. HR specialist, Jazz engineer.

[ 2025-06-01 14:52:47 CET ] [ Original post ]

Hello again, aquascapers and fish whisperers! Its me, Axbert, and Ive been swimming laps around the dev's patch notes, fixing bugs, sipping iced seaweed tea, and writing this update just for you. Lets cannonball into version 1.0.5theres a lot to love, a lot to laugh at, and yes a little something for the luxurious among you.

Bug Fixes & Fin-Fluffing

Fixed UI Cutoff in Fishing Minigame (Wiiiiiide Relief) If youre playing on a gloriously wide monitor, you mightve noticed the fishing minigame rudely hiding critical UI behind some black bars. Thats now been reined in. You can see all your buttons again. Cast away with confidence! Smooth Wake-Ups for Sleepy Fish Before: Sleep particles just vanished like bad vibes. Now: They gently fade out when your fish wake upbecause nobody wants a sudden awakening!

Quality-of-Life, Tank Tech & Tiny Joys

Zoom & Pan Controls! You can now zoom in and out of your tank using the scroll wheel (or up/down on a D-pad), and it zooms right into wherever your cursor is pointing. Oh, and you can pan around the same way. Go ahead. Frame your tank like a gallery piece. Get cinematic. Too Big Message Clarified (With Words!) Until now, when you tried to place an item or fish that was too big for your tank, you got an icon of a giant tree or whale. Which was funny! But confusing. Now, weve harnessed the power of WORDS to give you a polite nudge: Too big. Thats it. Thats the message. Use it wisely. Adult Fish Chill Out at Mealtime Adult fish now only have a 25% chance to go for food when it drops in. That means your baby fish have a better shot at snacking and growing up without being out-competed by their older tank-mates. Small fish, big dreams!

Ice Water Fancyfied

Ice Water, But Make It Premium Our ice water material has been upgraded to have more animated flow, because come on If youre putting your fish in ice, it better look like it came from a fancy glacier or the inside of a million-dollar watch. Were talking high-thread-count, crystal-chilled, ultra-bougie iceberg vibes. Only the chillest for your gill friends.

New Unlockable Decor

Diver Helmet Breed a black angelfish to unlock this classic deep-sea accessory! Perfect for mystery. Perfect for storytelling. Also makes your tank 47% more lost treasure adventure themed. Thats all for now, tank champions! Thank you for continuing to fill your tanks with love, color, and sometimes very large misunderstood icons. Until next time, Ill be floating somewhere near a snack pile and a glittery tank of goldfish. Stay splashy, Axbert Zoom controller. Tooltip translator. Ice-themed fashion consultant.

[ 2025-05-28 02:21:08 CET ] [ Original post ]

Blub blub! Its your pal Axbert, back with another tank-shaking update! I just swam out of the devs changelog folder (yes, its soggy), and Ive got some fresh fixes and splashy new content to tell you about! So grab your fish flakes and settle in, because Update 1.0.4 is LIVE!

Bug Fixes

Decor XP Bug Squashed! Okay, this one was a real slippery little eel: Decor items with tiny XP boosts (less than 1.0) werent giving you any XP. Like, zero. Zip. Nada. You could put ten 0.1 XP items in your tank and still get... NOTHING. Turns out the math was rounding down so hard it forgot how numbers work. But I gave the dev a calculator and a firm splashing now your decor is finally pulling its weight! No more XP ghosting! Let the tiniest trinkets help your fish grow into majestic splash-lords!

New Stuff!

Sombrero Time! Thats right! Theres a new hat in the random fish fashion pool, and its a sombrero! Fish may now randomly don this fabulous festive headgear while swimming stylishly about. But wait, theres more... Limited-Time Sombrero Duck!! Now through the end of the month, keep an eye out for the rubber duck wearing a sombrero in the decor shop it's a limited-time decor item to spice up your tank! After that, itll go back into the vault until Cinco de Mayo next year. Collect it while its hot (and before the duck flies off into the sunset)! New Unlockable Decor Sea Anemone! A beautiful, wobbly sea anemone is now available to unlock! How? Just breed a light orange clownfish yep, the cute wiggly ones and the anemone will appear in your decor catalog! Its the perfect home for your little clowny fish friends. Thats all for now, my fish-tankin champions! Decorate smarter, collect harder, and remember: even the tiniest item can now make a BIG splash. Catch ya next update Ill be here... floating near the snack machine. With bubbly love, Axbert Decor detective. Hat curator. Math enforcer.

[ 2025-05-24 19:35:33 CET ] [ Original post ]

Heya fishy friends!! Its me, Axbert your sparkly, snack-loving axolotl buddy and todays a super special day... HAPPY LAUNCH DAY!! The tanks are clean, the fish are floppin, and the decorations are looking chefs kiss! Im so excited to finally welcome you into our cozy, bubbly little world. Whether you're here to breed beautiful fish, decorate to your hearts content, or just vibe with the tank lights turned to maximum sparkle modewe're SO glad you're here. Now, lets swim over to the patchy part of our underwater party...

Patch 1.0.3 Achievement Bubbles Unstuck!

So heres the scoop from the bottom of the tank: Steam Achievements werent bubbling up properly in the release build. They worked perfectly in the editorwhere everythings sunshine and snaxbut in the wild? Nope. Flatline. It was like trying to throw a party with no balloons! Turns out our beloved dev forgot to configure the Steam package correctly for the build. Whoopsie-daisy! I gave them a stern splash and a soggy note that said Test your builds, silly! But the fix is in, and now:

Whats Fixed:

• Steam Achievements now properly unlock in the full release build! Already met the requirements? Just boot up the game and pop, they should appear like magic!

One More Thing:

Some achievements or stats that should have unlocked before this patch might not retroactively update. Our dev is super sorry about that! They were just so excited for launch, they missed a tinybut very splashydetail. You may need to meet the criteria again to unlock a few things. We know thats a bit of a bummer, and were really grateful for your patience and support. Thanks for making launch day fin-tastic! Keep collecting, decorating, and fish-lovingI'll be watching with my googly eyes and occasional snack breaks. Bloopily yours, Axbert Tutorial overlord. Achievement inspector. Bubble party planner.

[ 2025-05-24 05:51:31 CET ] [ Original post ]