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Have you played Goat Simulator? Do you have strong opinions about stuff? Most probably you have, so why not fill out our hot new survey?

What do you like about Goat? What do you want to see more of? You can answer that and more in the link below:

Goat Simulator Survey

It should only take about 10 minutes tops. Thank you, I will be forever grateful and send you a picture of a goat as a prize*!

*Disclaimer: I will not actually send you a picture of a goat, feel free to google one yourself.

The Weird and Wonderful Bundle is now available, offering big discounts on strange and silly games. Bundle Includes:

Surgeon Simulator Anniversary Edition
Goat Simulator
Human: Fall Flat
Speedrunners
Viscera Cleanup Detail

Play Goat Simulator for free, from now until Sunday at 1pm Pacific Time!

Additionally, save 75% on Goat Simulator as part of this week's Weekend Deal*!

Goat Simulator is the latest in goat simulation technology, bringing next-gen goat simulation to YOU. You no longer have to fantasize about being a goat, your dreams have finally come true! WASD to write history.

Gameplay-wise, Goat Simulator is all about causing as much destruction as you possibly can as a goat. It has been compared to an old-school skating game, except instead of being a skater, you're a goat, and instead of doing tricks, you wreck stuff. Destroy things with style, such as doing a backflip while headbutting a bucket through a window, and you'll earn even more points! Or you could just give Steam Workshop a spin and create your own goats, levels, missions, and more! When it comes to goats, not even the sky is the limit, as you can probably just bug through it and crash the game.

*Discount offer ends Monday at 10AM Pacific Time

Today's Deal: Save 75% on Goat Simulator!*

Look for the deals each day on the front page of Steam. Or follow us on twitter or Facebook for instant notifications wherever you are!

*Offer ends Saturday at 10AM Pacific Time

Goat Simulator: Waste of Space, all new content for Goat Simulator is Now Available on Steam! Plus, the base game is 75% off for today's Steam Daily Deal!

Goat simulation is finally leaving the planet where it was once conceived to explore the endless possibilities of space (Though we only had time to explore some of them)

You no longer have to fantasize about colonizing space as a simulated goat. Your dreams have finally come true!

Key features

• Visit space today or get old waiting for that other space game that you already paid for
  
• Crowdfund a space colony and get other people to pay for it and do all the work!
  
• Endless space full of planets to visit. but seriously it would take forever to go there so why bother
  
• There is one planet nearby though. Go to that one
  
• Fly and shoot stuff in space, because nobody makes games about flying and shooting in space anymore
  
• Learn how to be a real bridge commander like that spock dude from mars or whatever
  
• The biggest map in goat simulator history, filled to the brim with exclusive content. I know PR. Hire me Valve!
  
• No crew member will be left unromanced

#MakeSpaceGreatAgain.

Joining the space ships and lazer beams bandwagon, Goat Simulator released a brand new expansion titled Waste of Space on the 26th of May. In Waste of Space, you get to beat or trick people into crowdfunding you their hard-earned money, and then spend it on your own dreams of being a space McGyver in space or whatever space nerds do instead of huffing paint in their underwear like normal people.

Here are the features:

- Visit space today or get old waiting for that other space game that you already paid for
- Crowdfund a space colony and get other people to pay for it and do all the work!
- Endless space full of planets to visit. but seriously it would take forever to go there so why bother
- There is one planet nearby though. Go to that one
- Fly and shoot stuff in space, because nobody makes games about flying and shooting in space anymore
- Learn how to be a real bridge commander like that spock dude from mars or whatever
- The biggest map in goat simulator history, filled to the brim with all kinds of crazy
- No crew member will be left unromanced ( )

#MakeSpaceGreatAgain.

Joining the space ships and lazer beams bandwagon, Goat Simulator released a brand new expansion titled Waste of Space on the 26th of May. In Waste of Space, you get to beat or trick people into crowdfunding you their hard-earned money, and then spend it on your own dreams of being a space McGyver in space or whatever space nerds do instead of huffing paint in their underwear like normal people.

Here are the features:

- Visit space today or get old waiting for that other space game that you already paid for
- Crowdfund a space colony and get other people to pay for it and do all the work!
- Endless space full of planets to visit. but seriously it would take forever to go there so why bother
- There is one planet nearby though. Go to that one
- Fly and shoot stuff in space, because nobody makes games about flying and shooting in space anymore
- Learn how to be a real bridge commander like that spock dude from mars or whatever
- The biggest map in goat simulator history, filled to the brim with all kinds of crazy
- No crew member will be left unromanced ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Save 75% on PAYDAY 2 and Goat Simulator as part of this week's Weekend Deal*! Plus, check out new crossover DLC from both games.

The Goat Simulator: PAYDAY DLC is a collaboration between OVERKILL and Coffee Stain Studios.
You've crashed into people's windows with a jetpack, you've hit level 101 in the Goat MMO Simulator, you've survived the zombie apocalypse. How do you even top that?
Introducing Goat Simulator: PAYDAY, the latest in goat simulation technology. Being a goat has never been this realistic.

The Goat Simulator DLC is the 30th pack for PAYDAY 2, and is a collaboration between Coffee Stain Studios and OVERKILL. Vlad has a new mission for the gang, but things quickly get more... complicated once they arrive at the scene. With this update we introduce a brand new two-day heist that is unlike anything we've done before. Together with this comes a new shotgun, four melee weapons, four masks, four patterns, four materials and finally two new tracks from Simon Viklund.

*Offer ends Monday at 10AM Pacific Time

Hey goats!
Today we launch Goat Simulator: PAYDAY, a brand new DLC made in a collab with OVERKILL. You'll be living the lives of Valentino Salmi, Dolph Spaghetti, Don Pastrami & Humphrey Ciabatta!

Check out the trailer below
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxHNydGoTFc
Features

• Do Pranks, Get Paid.
  
• FOUR AWESOME GOATS, seriously these guys are like theyre from an Al Pancake movie.
  
• PRANKNET - The static contract database.
  
• Drive Cars! (Just like that other game)
  
• Buy things, use your easy-earned cash to buy masks. Mostly masks. Okay only masks.
  
• More masks - because obviously we havent been clear enough.
  
• Unlock new, even dumber stuff.

Hey goats!
Today we launch Goat Simulator: PAYDAY, a brand new DLC made in a collab with OVERKILL. You'll be living the lives of Valentino Salmi, Dolph Spaghetti, Don Pastrami & Humphrey Ciabatta!

Check out the trailer below
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxHNydGoTFc
Features

• Do Pranks, Get Paid.
  
• FOUR AWESOME GOATS, seriously these guys are like they’re from an Al Pancake movie.
  
• PRANKNET - The static contract database.
  
• Drive Cars! (Just like that other game)
  
• Buy things, use your easy-earned cash to buy masks. Mostly masks. Okay only masks.
  
• More masks - because obviously we haven’t been clear enough.
  
• Unlock new, even dumber stuff.

New expansion on its way to Goat Simulator
Right when you thought enough was enough,
Right when you thought topping a fake MMO expansion was tough
We know youre thinking Goat Simulator is getting old
But today comes something new and Super Secret for you to behold
Straight out of the creative butt that is Coffee Stain
This following Youtube video is now officially starting the hype train

Well what are you waiting for, click the damn link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7RTN0WYLQw

New expansion on its way to Goat Simulator
Right when you thought enough was enough,
Right when you thought topping a fake MMO expansion was tough
We know you’re thinking Goat Simulator is getting old
But today comes something new and Super Secret for you to behold
Straight out of the creative butt that is Coffee Stain
This following Youtube video is now officially starting the hype train

Well what are you waiting for, click the damn link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7RTN0WYLQw

We just pushed out a new free update!



GoatBread adds much more bread into your goat experience. Through secret rites, you may become a slice of bread, a toaster, or maybe even a french goat. Just don't go to the BBQ in GoatVille.

Enjoy yourselves, goats!

We just pushed out a new free update!



GoatBread adds much more bread into your goat experience. Through secret rites, you may become a slice of bread, a toaster, or maybe even a french goat. Just don't go to the BBQ in GoatVille.

Enjoy yourselves, goats!

Save 66% on I am Bread and Goat Simulator as part of this week's Weekend Deal*!

Goat Simulator and I Am Bread have both been updated with crossover content, and are 66% off to celebrate!

*Offer ends Monday at 10AM Pacific Time

Today's Deal: Save 75% on Goat Simulator!*

Look for the deals each day on the front page of Steam. Or follow us on twitter or Facebook for instant notifications wherever you are!

*Offer ends Monday at 10AM Pacific Time

Patch notes for v1.3.42504

• Texture streaming! woohoo! This means big memory savings.
  
• Better mod support (you’re welcome Geneosis). And thank you btw.
  
• All mods should now work on Mac/Linux
  
• Greatly decreased workshop item size
  
• Delete Local content should now work.
  
• Better Mac and Linux optimization.
  
• Interp Actor optimization.
  
• Cull Distance optimization.
  
• Some other random optimizations.
  
• Stephen Hawking’s voice is now back.
  
• Opening Main Menu no longer reloads the map.
  
• Main Menu can now be opened from workshop levels.
  
  
• MMO: Fixed Old Goat Quest.
  
  
• GoatZ: Hunger rate decreased, you will survive longer without food.
  
• GoatZ: You can now see quest rewards.
  
• GoatZ: Added a No Hunger Mutator.
  
• GoatZ: Achievement for finding all Trophies in GoatZ.
  
• GoatZ: Fixed the issue where GoatZ wouldn't show in map list.
  
  
• Lol, fire alarm just started beeping. Gonna have change b82rez again.
  

Goat Simulator: GoatZ, all new content for Goat Simulator is Now Available on Steam!

GoatZ. Mandatory zombie survival DLC, because that's what everyone is doing now.

GoatZ. This is your story. The only aim is to survive.