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The delicious awesomeness that is pure tastiness which you probably have yet not heard of is now on PC! Install this fine mini game that is a "CBS" title to your PC in just a few easy steps!

The Game:

A simple sidescrolling endless runner game. Attempt to reach the end of the track whilst keeping your dragged cargo within carrying cap by relieving random drags. Build stats, surpass levels, unlock virtual goods and in-game bonuses in the secret shop.

Game Features

Run the mall tracks, try to complete the stage
Build stats with gained creds
Unlock secrets with gained creds, add to performance and bonus benefits
Advance stages for better rewards, tougher cargo and stages
Unlock cosmetic skins for the babysitter

New Upgrade Unlocked: Built Body

New upgrade has unlocked in Eftm 3D!

Built body will relieve harmful cargo in bind phase on occasion.

[ 2025-06-06 11:59:51 CET ] [Original Post]

New CBS Title

New CBS title is revealed, you can view it here .

[ 2024-10-08 08:21:24 CET ] [Original Post]

Patch 1.5.4

Small update this week for minor fixes and some new content

2 more stages added, with 12 being the joke boss stage, it will be tough.
Joke doesn't spin around while running anymore
Localisation should now be detected upon launch.

[ 2023-01-26 21:26:38 CET ] [Original Post]

Patch 1.5.3

Changes for patch 1.5.3

Simple issues with UI removed
Secret details now represent icons as intended
Textures from old content are cleaned up further to sustain visual intent
UI went through some rearrangements to prevent issues in lower resolutions

[ 2022-12-23 22:01:51 CET ] [Original Post]

Eftm Patch 1.5.2

Patch 1.5.2 is released today, minor game updates and a new babysitter skin to unlock.

Notes:

Mystery box now also triggers on right mouse click.
Built body secret can now be unlocked.
Surfer Sitter skin is now available for purchase.
Secrets panel now has a panel within to review data on available secrets.

[ 2022-10-07 13:46:56 CET ] [Original Post]

CBS Eftm Build 1.5.1

Making a few updates today:

Minor Patch 1.5.1 Notes

Game has an exit button now.
The relief vs stuck algorithm is rebalanced, as well as dex benefit amount.
The secret shop will now buy tickets for 300 creds each.
Stage spawn frequencies have been rebalanced, Carriages will now spawn approximately 5% more often.
Mystery box action and manual drive upgrades now function properly, and trigger properly on command.
Track completion now rewards half the creds it used to.

[ 2022-06-14 10:27:17 CET ] [Original Post]

PC Build Release

Big Release!!!1OneVanOven

Well, not so big, this is a literal direct conversion of the mobile game to pc. For those who had known or played it on mobile or web, there are some major changes and small tweaks to make it worth while in here.

Game will release tomorrow on 10th of June for steam (GMT +3, Istanbul time about 2 am).

Change Notes

Energy bar is removed, CBS Eftm 3D can be played as long as liked, with no waiting times
Default action (relief attempt) is space bar / left mouse button
Stats are capped at 12 and won't be limited to a portion of stage level
Type 1 madness driven creds penalty reduced.
Cosmetic skins each can be bought for 16k creds
Mystery box upgrade now relieves all the harmful cargo within range. (Used to relieve single targeted unstacked cargo in range.)
Mystery box upgrade keybind is left ctrl
Baby upgrade bonus pickup radius is increased
Game UI rearranged to reflect changes
Ingame ads removed
Last stage occasionally spawns the Joke, which you must defeat by overpowering in speed.
Relief successions are now annotated, you will know when an attempt is successful or not.
Relief attempt frequency increased notably. Up to every 0.1 secs from 0.25

[ 2022-06-09 09:06:46 CET ] [Original Post]