Well hello there strangers, its me Edmundo McChaos and I'm here today to do one of those blog post updates about that new fangled Isaac DLC, Repentance! some of you may be wondering... what the hell do you do anyway? aren't you that asshole who cuts and runs with all our hard earned cash? well sure, but i still do game dev stuff! when it comes to my work on Repentance not only do i yell at Vinh about how much i hate those rolling meat things from anti-birth BUT i also act as director of this whole project! that means i get to be vague with my designs and then scream at the team when what comes out isn't to my liking! but i digress, lets stick to the topic and give you guys what you want! and what would a blog post i make be without huge fanfare right? "spoil items!" they type at me on twitter, "no one cares about the people who made this dumb game! we want to see new enemies!". well you win. THE SPIRIT SWORD!
those of you who played the anti-birth mod may remember this glowing fan favorite.. well its back! according to google it appears to be a reference to an "American heavy metal band from Austin, Texas. Formed in 2003" or something.. i guess the team are huge fans of this band and wanted to pay homage to it with this amazing item (now with new combos!). lets check it out in action...

wowza wasn't that cool? I've honestly never seen anything like it in a video game, just an example of the originality our amazing team is bringing to the table folks.. but enough about them.. lets talk about ME! DIVINE INTERVENTION! this neato new item appears when you double tap one of the fire keys, yep that's right, we are breaking all kinds of rules now! so yeah, when you double tap, out comes this super pretty, angelic shield that not only reflects bullets but can also reflect brimstone attacks! lets watch...
ARE YOU SEEING THIS!!!!!? chew on that for a little while.
done chewing? well swallow it down because i got one more tease for you and its huge and bony! HOLY BONY

its been said that at some point i may have mentioned wanting to make holy and tainted enemies in repentance in reference to that Binding of Isaac card game that came out a while back.. well i was thinking maybe new champions or something easy, but these guys took my idea and turned it into actual new enemies with their own graphics and attacks!! insanity i say!
what a big boy! you can now find these guys wandering the cathedral along side a few other holy enemies that ill let other people spoil because its dinner time and my daughter sprained her ankle yesterday, meaning i need to carry her around all day like that trash man used to carry around Oscar the grouch back in the 80s... oh i forgot to mention this post is angel themed, so you'll find these items in angel rooms, and you said angel rooms sucked! well you know what, YOU SUCK! now leave me alone! toodles -Mr. Doom (& gloom)