You’ve just been promoted to Regional Executive Director of Trivial Assignments and Poker Expenditures (REDTAPE). Your mandate: impress fickle C-suite executives by hitting the absurd score targets they demand.

Armed with nothing but a standard 52-card deck, you’ll build poker hands, rack up points, and survive meeting after meeting of impossible expectations.

Each victory earns you Clout, the corporate currency you’ll funnel through Human Resources. Spend it to recruit Consultants who bend the rules in your favor, stacking passive bonuses and unique mechanics that can completely rewire your strategy. Or, burn it on short-term Perks for a quick boost when the boardroom pressure spikes.

Chain synergies, experiment with insane builds, and climb the corporate ladder of chaos. The only way past these needy bosses is by gaming the system harder than they game you.