First of all: thank you. Seriously.\nYour support, memes, screenshots, and unhinged cat-spotting energy have been immaculate. We love lurking in the community and watching you slowly lose your minds over hidden felines.

So naturally, we decided to add MORE.

Introducing the Art Lovers DLC

[dynamiclink href=\"https://store.steampowered.com/app/4223980/Hidden_Hijinks_No_Cats_in_the_Orgy_Please__Art_Lovers_MiniDLC/\"][/dynamiclink]This ones for the people who zoomed in. And zoomed in again. And then asked, Wait is that hand-painted?

The Art Lovers DLC includes:

An Ultra-High-Resolution 8K Wallpaper\nThe entire hand-painted orgy scene, uncensored by resolution limits. Perfect for desktops, second monitors, mood boards, or confusing anyone who walks past your PC.

A Bonus Mini Orgy Illustration\nA smaller, exclusive piece made just for this DLC playful, spicy, and 100% unnecessary. In other words: perfect.

Important note for the lawyers:\nThis DLC adds no gameplay. No cats. No hints. No advantages. Just pure art, chaos, and vibes.

The SPAWCIAL Edition Bundle

[dynamiclink href=\"https://store.steampowered.com/bundle/64619/Spawcial_Edition/\"][/dynamiclink]Because we know some of you want everything in one neat, deeply unserious package.

The Spawcial Edition includes:

• The full adults-only hidden object game

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• The Art Lovers DLC

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• Maximum Wheres the cat? energy

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Scan the absurd, hand-painted orgy scene.\nHunt down the cats that absolutely should not be there.\nThen admire the artwork in glorious, irresponsible detail.

Its the definitive way to experience No Cats in the Orgy, Please!: whether youre here for the challenge, the art, or the deeply questionable life choices that led you to this Steam page.

Thats it for now!\nThank you again for supporting our weird little game and embracing the chaos with us.

More updates are coming.\nMore nonsense is planned.\nAnd yes SURPRISES are still on the way.

Stay spicy,

Welcome back to the orgy, friends!

Thank you all so much for your support and feedback so far! Its been an amazing first week interacting with all of you, and we genuinely loved the back-and-forth.

We took a few days to polish things up and bring the game to version 1.0!

What do you mean people usually name 1.0 the original release of a game?\nWell, we forgot to do that, OKAY? \nAlso it was missing a few features and bits of polish we wanted to add right after launch, so we didnt feel like calling it 1.0 yet. Also, shut up. Its our gamewe\'ll name the releases whatever we want!

That being said, we heard you loud and clear and took the time to smooth out some rough edges that could confuse or annoy you. We also made the build waaaay smaller, so youre welcome. \nLinux and Steam Deck players: youll need to wait a little longer for this one. I still havent cracked that nut yet, but I\'m on it.

And yeswe know some of the last cats can be an absolute nightmare to find. While many of you seem to enjoy the challenge (and huge shout-out to the incredibly helpful person who made a walkthrough in the community forums ), we are planning a hint system to help you track down those final pesky felines. \n

Thats it for now! Thank you again for being awesome and enjoying our orgy! Stay tuned for more updatesand a SURPRISE coming soon!

v1.0 Patch Notes

Gameplay & Controls

• Improved camera movement speed when using controllers or the keyboard.

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• Removed edge panning to streamline navigation methods.

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• Fixed an issue where D-Pad UI navigation on Steam Deck did not behave correctly.

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Audio

• Main Menu volume has been adjusted to be lower by default.

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• Added a fully functional volume slider to the settings menu.

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• Implemented and finalized the mute and volume change UI.

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• Volume and mute settings now save and load correctly across sessions and between scenes.

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UI & UX

• Added an Are you sure? confirmation dialog when resetting progress.

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• Added a bop animation to the cat head UI element at the top of the screen.

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• Removed the cat head UI from the hidden-items section of the game for improved clarity.

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Content & Visuals

• Added fireworks to the end scene for a more celebratory finale.

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Performance & Build

• Dramatically decreased the build size on macOS and Windows.

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The chaos has arrived! Dive headfirst into Hidden Hijinks: No Cats in the Orgy, Please!, the cheekiest hidden object game youve ever seen. Hunt for elusive felines hidden in a wild, fully hand-painted orgy scene, crafted by renowned comic book artist Ilias Kyriazis.

\nThe scene was hand-painted on a massive canvas, then meticulously scanned for the gamebringing a human-sized, comic-quality artwork straight to your screen. (Check out the photo of Ilias holding the giant canvas!)\n\n[img src=\"https://cdn.cloudflare.steamstatic.com/steamcommunity/public/images/clans/45622430/3621254ce20dd120987c8cda303bd85c7f7ef22d.jpg\"][/img]

Whether youre in it for the art, the humor, or the challenge, Hidden Hijinks: No Cats in the Orgy, Please! delivers an outrageous adults-only visual puzzle you wont forget. Perfect for solo play or sharing the madness with friends.

Get it now and join the hunt!