We have some bug-squishing AND charming updates for you today. Want to know what they are? Tough, we’re not telling you. JUST KIDDING! Here they are: When you grab the vodka, Trump’s mouth will now open, allowing for smooth, easy delivery into his mouth! Many of you had been complaining that you had all of the achievements except “Small Loan From Your Father”. It was pretty tricky to get (read: ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE). We’ve made it a little easier for you, because we care. JUST FOR YOU! The gift and make-up in the reception area are now physical objects that can be moved and thrown around. You haven’t lived if you haven’t thrown lipstick all over the house - and now you don’t have to take our word for it. After entering your email into the Club Bossa sign-up box, it will now transform back to the regular sketch pad which you can draw on with the pen. You can’t use make-up to draw on the pad, unfortunately. Save it for something important, like Donald’s face! Sometimes, the laser wouldn’t turn on when you picked it up, for no reason at all - excuses being ‘not enough coffee’, ‘don’t like you’ and ‘zZZZzzz’. We took it away for ‘re-education’, and now it always will (and be happy about it). Somehow, during an update, the Surgeon Simulator soundtrack disappeared. Whether it was Leo’s fault, or ‘just happened’ isn’t up for discussion. The point is - it has been re-added to the game. Prepare your ears for the JOY! Occasionally, when you popped a floppy disk into the drive, the videos didn’t display properly. That made some of you sad, and it made all of us VERY sad. We fixed it.

[ 2016-06-09 21:44:25 CET ] [ Original post ]

Here's a handy clipboard to explain what you get in each version of Surgeon Simulator!

If you already have Surgeon Simulator 2013 no need to have a heart attack!

UPGRADE by purchasing the Anniversary Edition Content DLC above – you will receive all the A&E content and the BRAND NEW surgery – Inside Donald Trump!

Malpractice Makes Perfect.

Surgeon Simulator 2013 is a darkly humorous over-the-top operation sim game where players become Nigel Burke, a would-be surgeon taking life into his own shaky hands, performing life-saving surgical manoeuvres on passive patients. Curious to know how Bob, the patient ended up on the operating table? Check out 'I am Bread' - the prequel to Surgeon Simulator, also available on Steam!

The original prototype – developed in just 48 hours at the 2013 Global Game Jam in January – challenged players to complete a heart transplant, armed only with an arsenal of clumsy and inappropriate tools and a hand that was diabolically difficult to control, using a combination of keyboard and mouse actions.

The full Steam version comes with additional features, operations and environments. From carrying out terrifying transplants in theatre to surgical procedures in the back of an ambulance, Surgeon Simulator 2013 now takes operating to the next level.

Surgeon Simulator 2013 Contains:

- TF2 mode – be the Medic and operate on the Heavy!

- Alien Autopsy level – Surgery in space!
- New achievements to explore and brag about!
- More operations including double kidney transplant and brain transplant
- New visuals and a pumping new soundtrack