Congrats Vile Monarch!

Oh…Sir!! The Insult Simulator from our 2nd floor neighbors in the same building launched today! The game is a hilarious Insult-‘em up in which players throw insults instead of punches, and must verbally take-out their friends and family in different game modes. ...and to celebrate this we asked our very own legendary pouty mouthed Hero, Lo Wang, to join in as an unlockable character to bring some class to the game. https://youtu.be/2HV_aTjXR3Q -The game is available for $1,99/£1.59/€1.99 -To Celebrate Lo Wang’s guest appearance all owners of Shadow Warrior 1 and 2 automatically get an additional 40% discount when they purchase Oh….Sir!! The Insult Simulator. -This discount is stackable, which means that all Shadow Warrior owners get a 50% discount during the game’s launch week promotion -This discount will show up automatically when you purchase Oh…Sir!! The Insult Simulator, so you don’t have to do anything to get it if you’ve purchased either Shadow Warrior 1 or 2 in the past with the same Steam Account that you’re using to purchase the game. -The offer valid until December 1st http://store.steampowered.com/app/512250/

[ 2016-10-25 18:12:55 CET ] [ Original post ]

Congrats Vile Monarch!

OhSir!! The Insult Simulator from our 2nd floor neighbors in the same building launched today! The game is a hilarious Insult-em up in which players throw insults instead of punches, and must verbally take-out their friends and family in different game modes. ...and to celebrate this we asked our very own legendary pouty mouthed Hero, Lo Wang, to join in as an unlockable character to bring some class to the game. https://youtu.be/2HV_aTjXR3Q -The game is available for $1,99/1.59/1.99 -To Celebrate Lo Wangs guest appearance all owners of Shadow Warrior 1 and 2 automatically get an additional 40% discount when they purchase Oh.Sir!! The Insult Simulator. -This discount is stackable, which means that all Shadow Warrior owners get a 50% discount during the games launch week promotion -This discount will show up automatically when you purchase OhSir!! The Insult Simulator, so you dont have to do anything to get it if youve purchased either Shadow Warrior 1 or 2 in the past with the same Steam Account that youre using to purchase the game. -The offer valid until December 1st http://store.steampowered.com/app/512250/

[ 2016-10-25 18:12:55 CET ] [ Original post ]

Shadow Warrior is a bold reimagining of the classic 3D Realms’ shooter from independent developer Flying Wild Hog (Hard Reset) starring the legendary and quick-witted warrior Lo Wang. Combine the brute force of overwhelming firepower with the elegant precision of a katana to annihilate the merciless armies of the shadow realm in an exhilarating and visually stunning transformation of the classic first-person shooter.

Story

Shadow Warrior tells the offbeat tale of Zilla Enterprise’s corporate shogun Lo Wang as he is ordered to acquire a legendary blade of limitless power by his deceitful employer. Betrayed and left for dead, Lo Wang learns of the blade’s connection to ancient gods from another realm preparing to push our world to the brink of destruction. Now the reluctant hero must become legend through a masterful combination of gun, blade, magic and wit to uncover the truth behind the demonic invasion and banish evil back into the darkness.

Features

Shadow Warrior Reborn – A bold new vision of Shadow Warrior elegantly blends classic first-person shooter gameplay with thrilling action, inventive combat, and a contemporary retelling of the hilarious legend of Lo Wang.

Elegant Swordplay – Unsheathe your legendary katana to slice enemies apart with precisely targeted swings or unleash fluid combos and special attacks to cut down hordes of enemies with one swift pass through the enraged hordes.

Upgradeable Arsenal – Utilize every gun in your formidable armory – from stylish revolvers and quad barrel shotguns to explosive-tipped crossbow bolts and laser-guided rocket launchers. Each weapon offers several unique upgrades to increase power, speed, and add devastating alternative firing options.

Mystical Powers – Call upon mystical powers to protect yourself and paralyze your enemies or use their own severed heads and still-beating hearts to bring them to their knees.