What can spending four quarters in this game make you do:
- Get a cooler quarter and make it shine to reflect enemy projectiles!
- Play as a cute grill named Mashiro.
- Become a CEO of a company.
- Perform massive combos with your sword!
- Wavedashing!
- Fight against people!
- Fight against people who permanently replaced their heads with crabs!
- Fight against friendly spiders!
- Listen to an awesome original soundtrack!
- Learn how drinking milk everyday makes your bones stronger!
- Learn how donuts can bring your friends closer!
- Unlimited continues unlike arcade machines (but they're obviously cooler games!)
- Have a little sister who supports you in anything you do!
- I lied. You can only help Mashiro become the CEO of a company.
- You can't become a CEO IRL (but if you know how to do it IRL, tell us!)
- Kill people (I mean everyone explodes, but please assume you only knock them out.)
- Adopt a cat (Sorry. In the span of the game's 24 hour development cycle, we played with someone's cat instead of making this feature. We are fools.)
EDIT: Speedrun leaderboards are up! https://www.speedrun.com/thequartergame
That's $20 bucks that I'm willing to PayPal to you if you're the first to beat it!
Too small? Sorry I bought too many donuts so you gotta forgive me for that.
If you use a splitting program, just get a time faster than 4:53. If you'd rather not use a program, that's fine! You can still do it if the time shown at the end of the game is faster than 5:08.
Here is the speedrun if you need any reference on how to run this game.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3aOF7WDgDA
EDIT: Speedrun leaderboards are up! https://www.speedrun.com/thequartergame
That's $20 bucks that I'm willing to PayPal to you if you're the first to beat it!
Too small? Sorry I bought too many donuts so you gotta forgive me for that.
If you use a splitting program, just get a time faster than 4:53. If you'd rather not use a program, that's fine! You can still do it if the time shown at the end of the game is faster than 5:08.
Here is the speedrun if you need any reference on how to run this game.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3aOF7WDgDA
Minimum Setup
- OS: Ubuntu 12
- Processor: 1.2GHz processorMemory: 512 MB RAM
- Memory: 512 MB RAM
- Graphics: Any
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