Yo wadup As you may know, there's a downside to everything, and with DEADBOLT's success we sometimes have to suffer because of all the garbage we're sent to review. We were promised a free copy of RoR 2 and a pack of nachos for this though, so to hell with it.
This weeks Map of the Week is DNA by Alex Pine - a collection of levels with checkpoints in-between (no actual connection between levels is made) where users have to make choices [strike]in order to give up their privacy for data-hungry companies[/strike] to determine what variation of a level theyre gonna play, though I havent noticed any differences between routes. So far.
The first level starts us off at a zombie hideout with both Roland and Puff on site. For a random douche whom Ive never heard of, the level design is surprisingly nice, it aint too hard nor too easy, the decorations look pretty and the enemy placements fair. Also theres a crane which makes it an automatic MotW material. In fact, its the only reason Im covering this map in the first place. Free stuff aside, it wouldnt be worth it without one.
The second level has us clearing a few vampire buildings, Madam Stela included, and for once the doors are all the proper height unlike what usually happens. Not much to say other than that, alls fine and dandy here too. Some 4th wall breaking is cool every once in a while I guess.
Uh, anyway.
THe thirddd level has us clearing some skeleton hideOut? Theres an overwhelming amount of weaPonry on the lower floOr, which makes it a breeze. You gO through the thing, pick a safe and ggggGggGg
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