New Windows Build
[ 2017-07-05 03:51:17 CET ] [ Original post ]
Posted a new Windows build that doesn't use the Microsoft C Runtime. The old saying is true: The Microsoft runtime is never a fun time.
New Windows Build
[ 2017-07-05 03:51:17 CET ] [ Original post ]
Posted a new Windows build that doesn't use the Microsoft C Runtime. The old saying is true: The Microsoft runtime is never a fun time.
New Build
[ 2017-01-24 05:19:33 CET ] [ Original post ]
We had a couple of issues with things disappearing when the framerate ratcheted down. These should be fixed in the newest build.
New Build
[ 2017-01-24 05:19:33 CET ] [ Original post ]
We had a couple of issues with things disappearing when the framerate ratcheted down. These should be fixed in the newest build.
Reproduction Man - FAQ
Yes. If you were alive when shareware games were distributed on plastic discs that you purchased using bizarre green paper tokens at places where you probably had to travel using some sort of strange "wheeled conveyance", then you may have encountered Reproduction Man. Back then, little computer gnomes had to paint each pixel on the screen by hand. I've rebuilt the game from the ground up using modern technology. Proceeds from the game will help me settle a lawsuit brought by angry, unemployed gnomes.
So old that when I was a kid, all reproduction was prokaryotic.
Yes
None of engines. Reproduction Man was lovingly hand-coded from scratch, using only the finest organically programmed ingredients and free-range electrons (and SDL2 for cross-platform hardware-based rendering).
Sure - science would have us believe that there is not really a little purple blob-like character tunneling around in people's uteri helping hapless sperm reach their destinations. But if that's the case, then how do babies get made? I think scientists are seriously underestimating how utterly bone-stupid sperm are. Teach the controversy!
This is going to vary a lot depending on your puzzle-solving skills. My best estimate is half the time it took you to finish Snakebird.
There are a few arcade elements (things can fall on your head and kill you), but it's a puzzle game through and through. It's difficult enough that you'll be questioning the appropriateness of the "casual" tag by the time you're done.
You are a person of discernment and taste. It was inspired in part by Boulderdash, which was one of my favorite games on the C64.
We reached out to Mr. White via a Ouija board, but he sadly declined to be involved in the project, painstakingly spelling out the words: "Son you don't understand looooooove." Several hours later, he cryptically added, "Oooooh baaaaby".
[ 2017-01-07 22:12:25 CET ] [ Original post ]
Is it really a remake of a 20-year-old game?
Yes. If you were alive when shareware games were distributed on plastic discs that you purchased using bizarre green paper tokens at places where you probably had to travel using some sort of strange "wheeled conveyance", then you may have encountered Reproduction Man. Back then, little computer gnomes had to paint each pixel on the screen by hand. I've rebuilt the game from the ground up using modern technology. Proceeds from the game will help me settle a lawsuit brought by angry, unemployed gnomes.
How old does that make you?
So old that when I was a kid, all reproduction was prokaryotic.
Linux!
Yes
What game engine are you using?
None of engines. Reproduction Man was lovingly hand-coded from scratch, using only the finest organically programmed ingredients and free-range electrons (and SDL2 for cross-platform hardware-based rendering).
This doesn't represent how reproduction actually works!
Sure - science would have us believe that there is not really a little purple blob-like character tunneling around in people's uteri helping hapless sperm reach their destinations. But if that's the case, then how do babies get made? I think scientists are seriously underestimating how utterly bone-stupid sperm are. Teach the controversy!
How many hours of gameplay will this provide?
This is going to vary a lot depending on your puzzle-solving skills. My best estimate is half the time it took you to finish Snakebird.
Is it an arcade game or a puzzle game?
There are a few arcade elements (things can fall on your head and kill you), but it's a puzzle game through and through. It's difficult enough that you'll be questioning the appropriateness of the "casual" tag by the time you're done.
It reminds me of Boulderdash
You are a person of discernment and taste. It was inspired in part by Boulderdash, which was one of my favorite games on the C64.
Barry White music?
We reached out to Mr. White via a Ouija board, but he sadly declined to be involved in the project, painstakingly spelling out the words: "Son you don't understand looooooove." Several hours later, he cryptically added, "Oooooh baaaaby".
Reproduction Man - FAQ
Yes. If you were alive when shareware games were distributed on plastic discs that you purchased using bizarre green paper tokens at places where you probably had to travel using some sort of strange "wheeled conveyance", then you may have encountered Reproduction Man. Back then, little computer gnomes had to paint each pixel on the screen by hand. I've rebuilt the game from the ground up using modern technology. Proceeds from the game will help me settle a lawsuit brought by angry, unemployed gnomes.
So old that when I was a kid, all reproduction was prokaryotic.
Yes
None of engines. Reproduction Man was lovingly hand-coded from scratch, using only the finest organically programmed ingredients and free-range electrons (and SDL2 for cross-platform hardware-based rendering).
Sure - science would have us believe that there is not really a little purple blob-like character tunneling around in people's uteri helping hapless sperm reach their destinations. But if that's the case, then how do babies get made? I think scientists are seriously underestimating how utterly bone-stupid sperm are. Teach the controversy!
This is going to vary a lot depending on your puzzle-solving skills. My best estimate is half the time it took you to finish Snakebird.
There are a few arcade elements (things can fall on your head and kill you), but it's a puzzle game through and through. It's difficult enough that you'll be questioning the appropriateness of the "casual" tag by the time you're done.
You are a person of discernment and taste. It was inspired in part by Boulderdash, which was one of my favorite games on the C64.
We reached out to Mr. White via a Ouija board, but he sadly declined to be involved in the project, painstakingly spelling out the words: "Son you don't understand looooooove." Several hours later, he cryptically added, "Oooooh baaaaby".
[ 2017-01-07 22:12:25 CET ] [ Original post ]
Is it really a remake of a 20-year-old game?
Yes. If you were alive when shareware games were distributed on plastic discs that you purchased using bizarre green paper tokens at places where you probably had to travel using some sort of strange "wheeled conveyance", then you may have encountered Reproduction Man. Back then, little computer gnomes had to paint each pixel on the screen by hand. I've rebuilt the game from the ground up using modern technology. Proceeds from the game will help me settle a lawsuit brought by angry, unemployed gnomes.
How old does that make you?
So old that when I was a kid, all reproduction was prokaryotic.
Linux!
Yes
What game engine are you using?
None of engines. Reproduction Man was lovingly hand-coded from scratch, using only the finest organically programmed ingredients and free-range electrons (and SDL2 for cross-platform hardware-based rendering).
This doesn't represent how reproduction actually works!
Sure - science would have us believe that there is not really a little purple blob-like character tunneling around in people's uteri helping hapless sperm reach their destinations. But if that's the case, then how do babies get made? I think scientists are seriously underestimating how utterly bone-stupid sperm are. Teach the controversy!
How many hours of gameplay will this provide?
This is going to vary a lot depending on your puzzle-solving skills. My best estimate is half the time it took you to finish Snakebird.
Is it an arcade game or a puzzle game?
There are a few arcade elements (things can fall on your head and kill you), but it's a puzzle game through and through. It's difficult enough that you'll be questioning the appropriateness of the "casual" tag by the time you're done.
It reminds me of Boulderdash
You are a person of discernment and taste. It was inspired in part by Boulderdash, which was one of my favorite games on the C64.
Barry White music?
We reached out to Mr. White via a Ouija board, but he sadly declined to be involved in the project, painstakingly spelling out the words: "Son you don't understand looooooove." Several hours later, he cryptically added, "Oooooh baaaaby".
Reproduction Man
David Kilmer
Deuteranopia
2017-01-10
Singleplayer
Game News Posts 6
🎹🖱️Keyboard + Mouse
🕹️ Partial Controller Support
3 user reviews
(3 reviews)
http://reproductionman.com
https://store.steampowered.com/app/511920 
The Game includes VR Support
Reproduction Man Linux [39.46 M]
Reproduction Man is a 2D puzzler where you help some very simple-minded sperm get to the egg. This cult classic of the Windows shareware era was brought back for its 20th anniversary with all-new graphics, animation and sound. The puzzles may get difficult - and the sperm won't get any smarter - but you must persevere. Do it for the children!
Proceeds from this game will go toward the wedding of my now-twenty-year-old daughter, whose conception was the inspiration for this game.
Proceeds from this game will go toward the wedding of my now-twenty-year-old daughter, whose conception was the inspiration for this game.
MINIMAL SETUP
- OS: Ubuntu 16.04+. SteamOS
- Processor: 2.0 GHzMemory: 2 GB RAM
- Memory: 2 GB RAM
- Graphics: ATI Radeon(TM) 9500 or better. NVIDIA GeForce(TM) FX 5900 or better. Intel GMA 950 or better
- Storage: 70 MB available space
- OS: Ubuntu 16.04+. SteamOSMemory: 4 GB RAMGraphics: ATI Radeon(TM) 9500 or better. NVIDIA GeForce(TM) FX 5900 or better. Intel GMA 950 or betterStorage: 70 MB available space
- Memory: 4 GB RAM
- Graphics: ATI Radeon(TM) 9500 or better. NVIDIA GeForce(TM) FX 5900 or better. Intel GMA 950 or better
- Storage: 70 MB available space
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