Hello you beautiful people, I recently rolled out a new update to fix all known game breaking bugs. >>IMPORTANT << DO NOT UPDATE YOUR GAME IF YOU ARE CURRENTLY PLAYING (it will bork your saves) If you have, and suddenly Paradigm is pure black and the music and sound design doesn't work. Follow this link to see the solutions If you haven't noticed, the OST is out! Let it massage your ear nipples. Patch notes for v 1.02 -Fixed the 10 000 click bug -Can now only use the battery once during final scene. -When using the hint system in the final scene, now it will no longer remove your speed -When using the hint system with the bobble head on, will no longer break the animation. -If you leave the Glam room while the Pug is drinking or looking at screen, it no longer makes him visually dissapear -Decreased the chances of getting stuck in the router table in the second glitch room -Decreased chance of paradigm clipping in his room when you exit -Laser pointer is now removed from inventory after pug battle -About section in headmart no longer lingers if you exit then look at the terminal again. -When double clicking on the recycle bin with an item, it removes the item - When going up to the labs from the dungeon, the elevator sound now will continue infinitely till the end. -Fixed a bunch of typos -Picking up flowers will now shrink you -You can now change the windowed mode resolution inside the options menu -Other various things. Many things. Well not that many things. Just enough things. Much Love xoxoxo Jacob
[ 2017-05-30 04:26:47 CET ] [ Original post ]
Hello you beautiful people, I recently rolled out a new update to fix all known game breaking bugs. >>IMPORTANT << DO NOT UPDATE YOUR GAME IF YOU ARE CURRENTLY PLAYING (it will bork your saves) If you have, and suddenly Paradigm is pure black and the music and sound design doesn't work. Follow this link to see the solutions If you haven't noticed, the OST is out! Let it massage your ear nipples. Patch notes for v 1.02 -Fixed the 10 000 click bug -Can now only use the battery once during final scene. -When using the hint system in the final scene, now it will no longer remove your speed -When using the hint system with the bobble head on, will no longer break the animation. -If you leave the Glam room while the Pug is drinking or looking at screen, it no longer makes him visually dissapear -Decreased the chances of getting stuck in the router table in the second glitch room -Decreased chance of paradigm clipping in his room when you exit -Laser pointer is now removed from inventory after pug battle -About section in headmart no longer lingers if you exit then look at the terminal again. -When double clicking on the recycle bin with an item, it removes the item - When going up to the labs from the dungeon, the elevator sound now will continue infinitely till the end. -Fixed a bunch of typos -Picking up flowers will now shrink you -You can now change the windowed mode resolution inside the options menu -Other various things. Many things. Well not that many things. Just enough things. Much Love xoxoxo Jacob
[ 2017-05-30 04:26:47 CET ] [ Original post ]
- Paradigm Linux [1.82 G]
- Paradigm - Official Soundtrack
Paradigm is a surreal adventure game set in the strange and post apocalyptic Eastern European country of Krusz.
Play as the handsome mutant, Paradigm, who's past comes back to haunt him in the form of a genetically engineered sloth that vomits candy.
Paradigm’s unfortunate life begins at DUPA genetics, a company who sells prodigy children to the rich and powerful who don’t want to leave their inheritance to their poor excuse for biological children.
Something went wrong during Paradigm’s growing process and he was left horribly mutated. To save their reputation, DUPA dumped the hideous infant in a nearby post Neo-Soviet abandoned town, forcing him to fend for himself.
Paradigm didn’t let this get him down and found solace in music. He dreams of becoming the best electronic music artist the world has ever seen! Unfortunately his past is set to catch up with him and he must reluctantly step up as the world’s saviour. When really he just wants to finish his latest EP.
On his journey, Paradigm meets an array of strange characters. Some include: a psychopathic superhero, an evil sloth, a secretary knight , and a glam metal cult leader pug.
- Classic point [/img[/img]]and click adventure: Think Monkey Island, Day of the Tentacle, Space quest, Full Throttle.
- Surreal 2D Graphics: Pixar meets Fallout
- Post apocalyptic: The year is 2026, dial-up is back in fashion.
- 70/80’s influences: Paradigm's world is what people from that era imagined it to be; large super computers, space age furniture and floppy disks that can save the world.
- Mature content and dark humour: Help the local drug addict and have a hot date with a toaster.
- Ugliest protagonist in gaming (maybe): Look at him, Jesus.
- Evil sloth antagonist: Who is a genetically engineered living candy machine.
- Glam metal cult: May your pants be tight and your excess be excessive.
- OS: Ubuntu 12.04 (64 Bit only)
- Processor: 2 GHz (Dual Core)Memory: 2 MB RAM
- Memory: 2 MB RAM
- Graphics: 1 GB dedicated graphics
- Storage: 5 GB available spaceAdditional Notes: mouse
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