Talk your way out of trouble as a silver-tongued Snake Oiler, plumb the refried mysteries of the cosmos as a wise and subtle Beanslinger, or let your fists do the talking as a fierce Cow Puncher. Explore a vast open world and encounter a colorful cast of characters, some of whom are good, many of whom are bad, and a few of whom are ugly.
Features:
- a sprawling open world, chock full of danger, quests, puzzles, and mysteries
- lush hand-drawn black and white graphics
- full stick-figure customization
- thousands of jokes, gags, and goofs
- crunchy turn-based combat (but only if you want it)
- liberal use of the Oxford comma
- over 50 hats
- disreputable saloons
- several gulches
- a drunk horse
- This patch is live for Windows, Mac, and Linux (which means that Linux now has controller support)
- The game should run in Windows XP again, probably
- Macs with Retina displays should now display the game at a reasonable size instead of in a tiny baby window
- Changed the setting from "blend" to "liquefy" so the game should load faster and have a smoother texture if you try to drink it
- Controller UI elements should now hide themselves if you start using the mouse or keyboard to play
- The Character/Skill screen will use the original layout on PC when using keyboard or mouse instead of a controller
- We the developers resolve that in order form a more perfect game, the list of screen sizes should no longer list the same resolution multiple times
- Options screen tooltips are no longer mostly off-screen in non-16:9 resolution windows
- Scrolling the map with WASD is back to being a peppy and enjoyable experience for all ages
- Several places* that you could clip through the scenery and walk behind the world should no longer allow that (Clippy, you're drunk, go home)
- If you’ve unlocked Ruthless as a perk (but not Honorable) you should now be able to select that perk when skipping the Prologue
- The post office’s “infinite sauté knives” promotion has ended
- Silver (and silver plated) weapons should now (finally) actually do extra damage versus demonic creatures
- Grace should no longer exhort you to collect a goblet if you’ve already tossed it into a bottomless pit
- The portion of the Necromancer quest line that involves the Ley Line diagram should now work more intuitively
- The portion of the El Vibrato quest line that involves taking a keystone to the Lost Dutch Oven Mine has been clarified and is a bit more friendly
- Fixed some bugs that we introduced while fixing other bugs
- Corrected no typos... Could we have caught them all? Time to consult our typokedex!
Minimum Setup
- Processor: 3.3 GHz Intel Core2 Duo or betterMemory: 2 GB RAM
- Memory: 2 GB RAM
- Graphics: 512 MB
- Storage: 4 GB available space
Recommended Setup
- Processor: 3.6 GHz Intel Core2 Duo or betterMemory: 4 GB RAM
- Graphics: 1 GB
- Storage: 4 GB available space
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