Talk your way out of trouble as a silver-tongued Snake Oiler, plumb the refried mysteries of the cosmos as a wise and subtle Beanslinger, or let your fists do the talking as a fierce Cow Puncher. Explore a vast open world and encounter a colorful cast of characters, some of whom are good, many of whom are bad, and a few of whom are ugly.
Features:
- a sprawling open world, chock full of danger, quests, puzzles, and mysteries
- lush hand-drawn black and white graphics
- full stick-figure customization
- thousands of jokes, gags, and goofs
- crunchy turn-based combat (but only if you want it)
- liberal use of the Oxford comma
- over 50 hats
- disreputable saloons
- several gulches
- a drunk horse
- The game should run in Windows XP again, probably (we really mean it this time)
- Best Font Mode should no longer prevent text from appearing
- Letters should no longer double-up when you type text in the Linux version of the game. Our apologies for the extra work now required when naming your horse Balloon, Cappuccino, or Tennessee Bookkeeper
- Fan Hammer's description in combat should now accurately predict how much damage it will do to an opponent
- Corrected a typo that was maybe preventing Pete from complaining about his joints in one pretty specific circumstance
- Lloyd will no longer incorrectly say that you have a room at the Jewel if you havent gotten one yet
- The ghostly Foreman at the Jumbleneck Mine should now actually disappear if dispatched with the old pickaxe
- It is now possible to get the Kurtzian Charm perk from Irene regardless of whether you already acquired mushroom pliers or not
- Reduced the power of the Energized effect because it was too energized
- Laid groundwork for the ability to (finally) release some DLC.
- Fixed lots of bugs in new features for the upcoming DLC!
- Did we mention that we're really close to finishing the DLC?
- Real talk for a second: We removed the noose from the tree outside Chucks house after someone pointed out the crappy connotations it has. We were oblivious, and were sorry.
Minimum Setup
- Processor: 3.3 GHz Intel Core2 Duo or betterMemory: 2 GB RAM
- Memory: 2 GB RAM
- Graphics: 512 MB
- Storage: 4 GB available space
Recommended Setup
- Processor: 3.6 GHz Intel Core2 Duo or betterMemory: 4 GB RAM
- Graphics: 1 GB
- Storage: 4 GB available space
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