Many thanks to everyone who reported bugs and helped us track down the trickiest of these issues, we really appreciate it! Here's what's fixed:

• Corrected a problem where the player character would move super fast on a high-end personal computer. AKA the PCPCPC (personal computer player character problem correction).
• A few objects in dark areas of the game will no longer appear to be hovering very slightly off the ground (they were haunted before, now you're haunted instead, sorry).
• A couple interactions with clowns might now make slightly more sense and/or be slightly more menacing and/or creepy.
• You should no longer tell the Perfessor that you havent found anything in the Lost Dutch Oven Mine when you actually have. Ludonarrative dissonance averted!
• The El Vibrato headband will now prevent you from going bonkers in the Lost Dutch Oven Mine Pit, as it was always meant to.
• The El Vibrato Headband is now equippable if you are using a controller instead of a keyboard & mouse.
• The giant rock monster fight is much more challenging now because we fixed a bug that was preventing it from punching you.
• The scorched bandit should no longer be outfoxed when you attempt to hornswoggle them.
• You should no longer talk to the Breadwood Mayor about a lumber deal if youve already built a bridge before meeting him.
• The Ghostwood introductory text should now appear as you walk a little ways into the town instead of not-at-all.
• Polished diorite will no longer allow you to exceed your daily spleen allotment.
• When discussing Josie with the Perfessor, the conversation will now properly display character portraits.
• Wasco's banjo music no longer mysteriously continues to play at his shack even after he's left the area. (Those ghosts are also haunting you now instead of Wasco's shack, double-sorry.)
• If you ask Gary or Alice if they know how to play the piano, they will no longer appear to look like Florence when they answer.
• A definition in the Gun Manor Librarys dictionary that was for a homophone of the actual word has been corrected.
• Dirtwater bourbon should now properly provide bonus XP from the Gun Manor shotglass.
• The end credits should now show the jam band scene even if you didnt get the washboard player. (Fun fact: theres actually different text for every combination of two or more band members!)
• Lots of small typos that no one else would even notice have been fixed. You'll just have to trust me. (And the ghosts.)