So basically, I was going 2 get myself a new fake tan one day, when an evil singing sensation named Krystal turns up & startz causing havoc innit?!? Naturally I wasn't having that, and tried 2 stop her. Sadly I failed, and she stole my mate's tanning business.
All was lost. But then I remembered I have magical powers! I can shoot out magical bulletz in every direction, like some sort of human twin stick space ship or something! I used this knowledge to go on an adventure around the world to learn new magical powers, and ended up saving both the world and the tanning business!
I had loads of fun along the way, did a bit of rapping (I am a well good rapper tbh), made new friends and had a few romances as well!!! Basically it was a right laugh, and u can experience it all in my new action rpg!!!!
Love,
Candice Xxxxx
Greetingz fanz of vanz, tanz & granz,
Az we r coming up 2 my 9th anniversary on da Steam, I thought it rite and propa 2 get myself a few tweakmentz done 4 myself. So in celebration I also updated my first game 2 bring it up 2 date & keep it relevant!
- Animated jiggle physics for my jiggly jiggly hair
- Completely reworked the game's lighting and shadows
- Many texture improvements
- Better dialogue boxes
- In-game reconfigurable keyboard controls
- Improvements to Steam Input integration and Steamdeck support
- Improvements to many weapons
- Improved battle GUI
- Better grass & trees
- Superior walking and running animation
- Return to Title Screen button in menu
It iz now az beautiful az any game from 2005 cud eva expect 2 be, & I hope itz beauty reflectz back on all of u, my fanz.
Az a special treat, I am also on sale 4 a bit.
Thank u all my fanz - I luv u all & I wud hav nuthing without u. Except from fantastic new animated hair obviously xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Minimum Setup
- OS: Ubuntu 12.04
- Processor: 1.5GHz Processor with SSE2 SupportMemory: 2048 MB RAM
- Memory: 2048 MB RAM
- Graphics: Integrated Graphics
- Storage: 1024 MB available space
Recommended Setup
- OS: Ubuntu 15.10+
- Processor: Dual Core Processor with SSE2 SupportMemory: 2048 MB RAM
- Graphics: Dedicated Graphics
- Storage: 1024 MB available space
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