Hello, my name is SUSAN. and I am the host of CHEAP GOLF. Here are some things you should know about this game:

- It is retromodern low-poly minigolf. You will fling a boop into the goal many times and I will talk to you between levels.
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- There are many colors and sounds to tickle your eyes and ears. You will also use your hand quite a bit.
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- The game currently includes Episode 1: The Birth of SUSAN. in which you witness how I came to be over 60 levels of boop flinging.
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- You can make your own levels and cutscenes with the editor.
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- I will be monitoring trillions of your nanogestures and modeling them into FEEL-THINKS, my favorite snack.
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The game is currently in Early Access, more levels and editor features are coming soon. It is very playable and fun right now though, you should definitely try it.
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Thank you for your engagement.

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ADDITIONAL INFO:

- This game only requires a mouse to play, so you will need at least one hand.

- A manual is included with the game, to help you build your own levels.

- Humans that assisted me with this game: Miles Tilmann (design/audio), Tiago Ling (code), Mark DeNardo (audio), Rand Williams (shader), Rich Grillotti (audio).