We're excited to release Steamulator this Wed 1/30/19
Are you tired of your favorite Game Storefront letting you down?
Think you can do a better job?
Have we got the game for you!
The legends* that brought you I Cant Believe Its Not Gambling present: Steamulator 2019 - Balance players, developers, money, and morality as you curate all your favorite games in this epic storefront challenge.
Curate!
Using an accept or deny mechanic, decide what games to allow into your store. Tired of seeing sequel after sequel? Turn them down! Its all up to you.
Make Hard Choices!
Should your store support Linux users? What about an automatic curation system? Should your company even bother making their own games anymore? All these tough decisions and more await you.
Evolve!
No industry can stay the same forever. Add and remove storefront features as you are presented with fun and interesting choices.
Wishlist today
This game does not qualify you in any way to run a business or a gaming platform. Do not use this in your resume when applying for game curation jobs. We will not be a reference for you.
*According to our friends in Canada who totally exist and are not made up at all
[ 2019-01-27 20:13:03 CET ] [ Original post ]
- I Can't Believe It's Not Gambling GOTY Edition Linux [358.69 M]
Experience the thrill of never getting the thing you really want while getting duplicate loot of the thing you don't really care about!
Features include:
- Complete Loot System! Set of trash, common, uncommon, rare, epic, and legendary loot boxes and loot! 6 full tiers of loot boxes in development, with more on the way! Usually we just change the tint!
- Massive Collection System! Collect them All! We'll constantly remind you of the fact that your collections are incomplete. Don't worry, you can solve that with more purchases!
- Customize it! Loot boxes contain boxes, skins and hats. Boxes unlock... moar boxes! Get hats for your Customized Loot Box Loadout!
- OS: Ubuntu 16.04.2 LTS
- Processor: 1.5 Ghz Intel or AMD equivalentMemory: 2 GB RAM
- Memory: 2 GB RAM
- Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 750 TI
- Storage: 300 MB available spaceAdditional Notes: Integrated GPU's are not supported. Minimum Supported Screen Resolution: 1360x768
- OS: Ubuntu 16.04.2 LTS
- Processor: Ubuntu 16.04.2 LTSMemory: 2 GB RAM
- Memory: 2 GB RAM
- Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 750 TI
- Storage: 300 MB available spaceAdditional Notes: Integrated GPU's are not supported. Minimum Supported Screen Resolution: 1360x768
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