
Elsinore Academy is a proving ground for princes and princesses, heirs and heiresses; where people from all over the globe come for higher learning, and the cheerleaders are literal witches.
It is months after the unfortunate events that brought shame to Castle Hamlet, and everyone is on edge. What better way to shake off the blues than to engage in a dating simulator? But soon, what starts as a simple excursion into romantic pursuits because something much more complex. Dare we say..... Shakespearian?
F-bombs are dropped. Sexual innuendo abounds. Can you survive your freshman year? Who knows!

- Gather information on classmates as you navigate the weird dating scene of Elsinore Academy
- Romance six classic Shakespeare characters
- Explore both the Academy as well as the surrounding town of Elsinore
- Gossip/time/class system
- Determine the fate of your classmates
- Try to survive a freshman year full of branching story paths
Dashing Dinosaurs & Sexy Centaurs: August 28th.
Why?: Game is done and in full run testing right now. An October release date was originally set because of all the obstacles this year, but we are fairly confident that we can release late next month.
Paper Shakespeare RPG: Unknown.
Why?: We can talk about why this was changed early next year (possibly, if not sooner). Originally, this was meant to be just another small Stick Figure Shakespeare game with "traditional" combat elements, but we may be doing something else next year that has taken its place.
Minimum Setup
- OS: x86 or compatible processorStorage: 516 MB available space
- Storage: 516 MB available space
Recommended Setup
- OS: x86 or compatible processorStorage: 516 MB available space
- Storage: 516 MB available space
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