
Elsinore Academy is a proving ground for princes and princesses, heirs and heiresses; where people from all over the globe come for higher learning, and the cheerleaders are literal witches.
It is months after the unfortunate events that brought shame to Castle Hamlet, and everyone is on edge. What better way to shake off the blues than to engage in a dating simulator? But soon, what starts as a simple excursion into romantic pursuits because something much more complex. Dare we say..... Shakespearian?
F-bombs are dropped. Sexual innuendo abounds. Can you survive your freshman year? Who knows!

- Gather information on classmates as you navigate the weird dating scene of Elsinore Academy
- Romance six classic Shakespeare characters
- Explore both the Academy as well as the surrounding town of Elsinore
- Gossip/time/class system
- Determine the fate of your classmates
- Try to survive a freshman year full of branching story paths
\r\n\r\nIt\'s spooky savings time, boils and ghouls and enbies! Tons of spoopy and non-spoopy (but also sorta spoopy) titles are on sale! \r\n\r\n
\r\n\r\nAlso: Girl Werewolf Hamlet Saves Christmas is out soon! It\'s going to be our (minus the two collections) 50th game! As far as Dinosaur Shakespeare 3 goes, that chonky boi may take a backseat so we can focus on a 10th Anniversary game for early 2026. If we get around to getting it ready before New Year\'s 2025, that\'d be cool, but for the next month, our focus is gonna be on getting *this other thing* at least on its feet.
Minimum Setup
- OS: x86 or compatible processorStorage: 516 MB available space
- Storage: 516 MB available space
Recommended Setup
- OS: x86 or compatible processorStorage: 516 MB available space
- Storage: 516 MB available space
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