A fix has been pushed that should prevent dungeons from crashing on floor change (it was a bug regarding the new torch system) In addition to the bug fix, windowed mode now allows for resizing by dragging the border. Due to texture scaling, it's possible that the game will look pretty dang ugly if you resize it manually. Also, the daily dungeon server is currently down. I'm in the process of finding a new server to host on, something cheaper and smaller in scale because I really don't need much. In fact, with the new update you may manually override the url of the daily dungeon server by changing the value in the settings.json. If you want to have fun and try hosting your own daily dungeon server, here's the script to generate the file. All you need to do is create a http server, then point the url to whatever is the public route to the file generated by the script is located. Setup is really easy and lightweight. I personally just ran NGINX and had the dungeons generating using a cron job on Linux. Good luck and have fun everyone. Even if I don't get around to answering every report personally, thanks you for filing them.

[ 2015-11-18 01:13:24 CET ] [ Original post ]

Join our human adventurer on an adventure! Is this adventurer even a hero? Is he even actually an adventurer? Who cares? Not the Crafting Goddess Joann, apparently! All she wants is a slave to make crap for her, and that slave appears to be this poor soul. I guess now that he's been chosen by a trans-dimensional entity to do some kind of bidding he doesn't really have a choice of sorts.

At least there's some fun to be had as he traverses the dungeons generated from your old high-school reports and questionable images.

Wait a second, did I just say old high-school reports?! They have value now?
You sure bet!

You'll have to delve deep into your hard drive's dungeons to create the list of items the goddess has bestowed upon you to create. All the dungeons are randomly generated from the files that you select on your hard drive, with bigger files creating bigger dungeons, and different file types designating different kinds of loot you can find. Items, craftables, and monsters all have generated names with randomly selected comedic, and occasionally relatively offensive, adjectives attached. Even the requirements to make the crafted items are random! Who cares if any of this makes sense?!

Features

• Randomly generated dungeons based on your files
  
• Randomly generated items
  
• BOSS FIGHTS
  
• A cringe worthy story
  
• A not really fresh take on the genre
  
• Randomly generated quests
  
• Being able to play with one hand with a beer in the other
  
• an excessive amount of color!
  
• Randomly generated crafting recipes?
  
• A not try-hard personality

Spoiler Alert Ahead! You have been warned!

Storymode is a satirical homage to the Rogue genre, while being an easily accessible and ironic experience. Within minutes you can already be collecting tons of loot, exploring your hard drive, taking on quests, and dying. The game features practically no story, and it's crafting experience is no more than a glorified fetch quest. That said, there's still plenty to sink tons of time into, as it's a lightweight experience that's great for playing during a coffeebreak.