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Gear up, Squires LOVE ESQUIRE IS OUT!
Theres a chance some bugs mightve slipped past us during testing, so if you find any, please report it to us ASAP! You can find our bug report thread here.
We have a total of 131 achievements in the game. However, due to Steams policies, we were only allowed to add 100 during release. :( Rest assured, we will add the rest of the achievements, once we have passed Steams Confidence Metric.
All Kickstarter backers/Patreon supporters who pledged for a copy of the game shouldve already received their keys. If youre a backer, but havent received yours, please message us ASAP!
Our physical merchandise are ready for purchase. All orders will be shipped on February 2020. You can place an order here.
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And thats it! We wont keep you guys from the game anymore.
Git gud, get laid, and may the Fertility God bless you all! Welcome to the world of Love Esquire! ( )
[ 2019-10-08 18:39:36 CET ] [ Original post ]
Is your body ready to find mans greatest pleasure?! Well, it better be! Because Love Esquire has finally landed on Steam! Be sure to get a copy of the game while its on discount and dont forget to share it to your friends and leave us a review!
Before anything else, here are some important notes:
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[ 2019-10-08 18:39:36 CET ] [ Original post ]
Love Esquire - Dating Sim/RPG/Visual Novel
Yangyang Mobile
Developer
Yangyang Mobile
Publisher
2019-10-08
Release
Game News Posts:
25
🎹🖱️Keyboard + Mouse
Very Positive
(972 reviews)
The Game includes VR Support
Public Linux Depots:
- Love Esquire LINUX [2.03 G]
Available DLCs:
- Love Esquire - Artbook
- Love Esquire - Dakimakuras
- Love Esquire - Greatest Pleasure
Love Esquire is a romantic-comedy dating simulator, with a nostalgic touch of old-school RPG combat.
In this game, you're not a famous knight, but a good-for-nothing squire who's on a quest to find man's greatest pleasure. Getting the girl won't be easy though, since most of them are waaay out of your league!
To make things worse: you have a few months left before this huge war happens, and the only thing you know is how to milk cows. Good luck cramming years worth of training into four months! If it's any consolation, you get a medal if you die. ¯/_(ツ)_/¯
No one believes that a lowly squire can save the world while banging – err, bagging – the girl of his dreams... but with a shitton of dumb luck, well... you might just prove them wrong!
Welcome to the world of Love Esquire, and may the fertility god have mercy on your virginity.
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Nameable Hero – Whose name will these girls cry out during those scenes? You decide!
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5 Dateable Waifus – More than just pretty faces, the ladies of Love Esquire have their own unique personalities, story arcs, and backstories!
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Turn-based combat with a twist – We’ve added our own flavor to classic RPG combat! Time your actions right, and see your squire support his knight to victory!
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Day-To-Day Management – The life of a squire is a busy one! Allocate time between training stats and battling foes, all while searching for the girl of your dreams.
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Relationship & Stat Raising – Our girls have standards, so do some digging first! Be sure you shape up to be their ideal man.
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Multiple Endings – What’s waiting for your squire at the end of the journey? Make decisions that will end up great or turn out to be otherwise.
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Partially Voiced – So you can hear your waifus partially express their partially undying love for you!
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Ecchi & Mature content – this game contains subjects and themes your parents warned you about as a kid.
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Moddable Content – the game will support simple modding on release. To be discussed in a future update.
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Original Soundtrack – we want you to experience the feels while playing this game, and our soundtrack will see to that!
In this game, you're not a famous knight, but a good-for-nothing squire who's on a quest to find man's greatest pleasure. Getting the girl won't be easy though, since most of them are waaay out of your league!
To make things worse: you have a few months left before this huge war happens, and the only thing you know is how to milk cows. Good luck cramming years worth of training into four months! If it's any consolation, you get a medal if you die. ¯/_(ツ)_/¯
No one believes that a lowly squire can save the world while banging – err, bagging – the girl of his dreams... but with a shitton of dumb luck, well... you might just prove them wrong!
Welcome to the world of Love Esquire, and may the fertility god have mercy on your virginity.
MINIMAL SETUP
- OS: Ubuntu 12.04 or newer
- Processor: Intel Core 2 DuoMemory: 3 GB RAM
- Memory: 3 GB RAM
- Graphics: GTX 260 or equivalent
- Storage: 5 GB available space
- Processor: 3.3 GHz Intel Core i5 or equivalent
- Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 560 Ti or equivalent
- Storage: 200 MB available space
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