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The mod you've been waiting for!
Our super backer and benevolent overlord, Tefilo, has created an uncensored mod of the greatest pleasure CGs. Fans of our previous game, The Letter, know him as the creator of Marianne McCollough and the person who funded the game's voice acting. His contribution to The Letter has been invaluable to us. And now, he's back at it again with Love Esquire! When you're playing the game and experiencing man's greatest pleasure, you'll know who to thank! ( ) To enable the mod, just go to our workshop and look for the 'Hip To Be Squire Uncensored' patch, then click the subscribe button.
The entire team is hard at work in further improving and polishing the game. We're very grateful to everyone who reported bugs! Please look forward to our upcoming patch that fixes the following:
[ 2019-10-09 15:36:58 CET ] [ Original post ]
Hello Squires, In case you're not aware, we had to remove some CGs to avoid being classified as an "adult only" game. If you want those CGs restored, you can download the "Greatest Pleasure CGs" patch at the workshop. Just click the subscribe button and it should automatically download them back into the game. IMPORTANT: These CGs are ecchi at most because our country's laws prohibit us from doing a full-blown h-patch. Which brings us to...
Hip To Be Squire
Our super backer and benevolent overlord, Tefilo, has created an uncensored mod of the greatest pleasure CGs. Fans of our previous game, The Letter, know him as the creator of Marianne McCollough and the person who funded the game's voice acting. His contribution to The Letter has been invaluable to us. And now, he's back at it again with Love Esquire! When you're playing the game and experiencing man's greatest pleasure, you'll know who to thank! ( ) To enable the mod, just go to our workshop and look for the 'Hip To Be Squire Uncensored' patch, then click the subscribe button.
Future Updates
The entire team is hard at work in further improving and polishing the game. We're very grateful to everyone who reported bugs! Please look forward to our upcoming patch that fixes the following:
- Localization issues
- Voice acting volume adjustments
- Various bug fixes
- Original Soundtrack, Digital Artbook and Dakimakura DLCs
[ 2019-10-09 15:36:58 CET ] [ Original post ]
Love Esquire - Dating Sim/RPG/Visual Novel
Yangyang Mobile
Developer
Yangyang Mobile
Publisher
2019-10-08
Release
Game News Posts:
25
🎹🖱️Keyboard + Mouse
Very Positive
(969 reviews)
The Game includes VR Support
Public Linux Depots:
- Love Esquire LINUX [2.03 G]
Available DLCs:
- Love Esquire - Artbook
- Love Esquire - Dakimakuras
- Love Esquire - Greatest Pleasure
Love Esquire is a romantic-comedy dating simulator, with a nostalgic touch of old-school RPG combat.
In this game, you're not a famous knight, but a good-for-nothing squire who's on a quest to find man's greatest pleasure. Getting the girl won't be easy though, since most of them are waaay out of your league!
To make things worse: you have a few months left before this huge war happens, and the only thing you know is how to milk cows. Good luck cramming years worth of training into four months! If it's any consolation, you get a medal if you die. ¯/_(ツ)_/¯
No one believes that a lowly squire can save the world while banging – err, bagging – the girl of his dreams... but with a shitton of dumb luck, well... you might just prove them wrong!
Welcome to the world of Love Esquire, and may the fertility god have mercy on your virginity.
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Nameable Hero – Whose name will these girls cry out during those scenes? You decide!
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5 Dateable Waifus – More than just pretty faces, the ladies of Love Esquire have their own unique personalities, story arcs, and backstories!
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Turn-based combat with a twist – We’ve added our own flavor to classic RPG combat! Time your actions right, and see your squire support his knight to victory!
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Day-To-Day Management – The life of a squire is a busy one! Allocate time between training stats and battling foes, all while searching for the girl of your dreams.
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Relationship & Stat Raising – Our girls have standards, so do some digging first! Be sure you shape up to be their ideal man.
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Multiple Endings – What’s waiting for your squire at the end of the journey? Make decisions that will end up great or turn out to be otherwise.
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Partially Voiced – So you can hear your waifus partially express their partially undying love for you!
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Ecchi & Mature content – this game contains subjects and themes your parents warned you about as a kid.
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Moddable Content – the game will support simple modding on release. To be discussed in a future update.
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Original Soundtrack – we want you to experience the feels while playing this game, and our soundtrack will see to that!
In this game, you're not a famous knight, but a good-for-nothing squire who's on a quest to find man's greatest pleasure. Getting the girl won't be easy though, since most of them are waaay out of your league!
To make things worse: you have a few months left before this huge war happens, and the only thing you know is how to milk cows. Good luck cramming years worth of training into four months! If it's any consolation, you get a medal if you die. ¯/_(ツ)_/¯
No one believes that a lowly squire can save the world while banging – err, bagging – the girl of his dreams... but with a shitton of dumb luck, well... you might just prove them wrong!
Welcome to the world of Love Esquire, and may the fertility god have mercy on your virginity.
MINIMAL SETUP
- OS: Ubuntu 12.04 or newer
- Processor: Intel Core 2 DuoMemory: 3 GB RAM
- Memory: 3 GB RAM
- Graphics: GTX 260 or equivalent
- Storage: 5 GB available space
- Processor: 3.3 GHz Intel Core i5 or equivalent
- Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 560 Ti or equivalent
- Storage: 200 MB available space
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