Love Esquire is a romantic-comedy dating simulator, with a nostalgic touch of old-school RPG combat.

In this game, you're not a famous knight, but a good-for-nothing squire who's on a quest to find man's greatest pleasure. Getting the girl won't be easy though, since most of them are waaay out of your league!

To make things worse: you have a few months left before this huge war happens, and the only thing you know is how to milk cows. Good luck cramming years worth of training into four months! If it's any consolation, you get a medal if you die. ¯/_(ツ)_/¯

No one believes that a lowly squire can save the world while banging – err, bagging – the girl of his dreams... but with a shitton of dumb luck, well... you might just prove them wrong!

Welcome to the world of Love Esquire, and may the fertility god have mercy on your virginity.



Nameable Hero – Whose name will these girls cry out during those scenes? You decide!

5 Dateable Waifus – More than just pretty faces, the ladies of Love Esquire have their own unique personalities, story arcs, and backstories!

Turn-based combat with a twist – We’ve added our own flavor to classic RPG combat! Time your actions right, and see your squire support his knight to victory!

Day-To-Day Management – The life of a squire is a busy one! Allocate time between training stats and battling foes, all while searching for the girl of your dreams.

Relationship & Stat Raising – Our girls have standards, so do some digging first! Be sure you shape up to be their ideal man.

Multiple Endings – What’s waiting for your squire at the end of the journey? Make decisions that will end up great or turn out to be otherwise.

Partially Voiced – So you can hear your waifus partially express their partially undying love for you!

Ecchi & Mature content – this game contains subjects and themes your parents warned you about as a kid.

Moddable Content – the game will support simple modding on release. To be discussed in a future update.

Original Soundtrack – we want you to experience the feels while playing this game, and our soundtrack will see to that!