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We have 100 puzzles ready! Yes! It’s so cool! You can start the game and play any puzzle you want. First puzzle, for example. Or second. Maybe third, if you feel like it. Ooh, you’ll like the fourth! And the fifth!.. OK-ok, let’s calm down and start from the top. *breath in, breath out* Welcome, reader of Current Progress! Today’s monthly progress report will be more about numbers, since most of the stuff is finally coded in and won’t change much (only improves). So let’s get to numbers.

WHAT WE HAVE:

13 packs
100 puzzles
65 trophies
900+ voiced events
1500+ subtitle lines
450+ unique text endings for puzzles
400+ sound effects
And 3 new gifs to share!

You can find a more detailed explanation regarding those numbers in our latest blog post: http://patomkin.com/s/100-puzzles Also, 2 more gifs and 4 screenshots!

WHAT'S LEFT:

Voiceover is still a big task for us, but at least now the script is ready and there is technology to implement it easily. Other, smaller, tasks are: sounds, music, Steam achievements and couple improvements here and there... But the most time-consuming task for us will be to playtest the game. After all, we want the game get mad at you for breaking stuff and not other way around! And that’s why game won’t come out in the next month. And not even in the month after that. We hope you’ll still be with us then! :)

While we work on the last features in the game, please click all 3 links for no apparent reason: Facebook, Twitter and: http://patomkin.com/

[ 2017-10-01 03:52:34 CET ] [ Original post ]

Dude, Stop

Team HalfBeard Developer

Team HalfBeard Publisher

2018-06-01 Release

Indie Casual Singleplayer Tags

Game News Posts: 29

🎹🖱️Keyboard + Mouse

Very Positive (2136 reviews)

https://teamhalfbeard.com

Steam Store

The Game includes VR Support

Public Linux Depots:

Dude, Stop Linux [265.48 M]

"Dude, Stop" is a puzzle game, where the main goal is to not follow the rules and make everybody hate you. Break it, abuse it, skip the tutorial, ignore tips and tricks in the loading menu and - most importantly! - mute the narrator.

For example, stop reading this paragraph and skip to the next one. You're still reading. Still looking here. Annnd... done. You've broken your first rule and annoyed us a little bit. And didn't even buy the game yet! Wow, you're talented. Have you considered quitting your job and doing this fulltime?

Collect all rewards, unlock all achievements and brag to your buddies that you've enraged some poor developer from a video game and made him scream at you just like in the trailer. Do your best. Or worst. Or both at once.

Key features:

Dive into countless* puzzles carefully made by the developers. Some of them relatable, some of them not. Who cares, buy the damn game
Fully voiced narration of both good and bad solutions. You can ignore or mute it all you want, it's still there
All kinds of shiny rewards and achievements assembled by a hungry underpaid developer in a basement just so you can feel justified breaking another level and giggling for five seconds
Many moments where you will be saying "What?", "Why?" and "Preordering videogames is good". Just kidding, you will mostly be just clicking stuff and dragging and throwing it all over the screen
Self-aware humor that simply tries waaay too hard. This includes timeless references that only our weird programmer can understand. Like "42" and "You're gonna have a bad time". What a nerd, haha

* unless you count them. Please don't count them

MINIMAL SETUPOS: Ubuntu 12
Processor: Intel Pentium 4 / AMD Athlon 64Memory: 513 MB RAM
Memory: 513 MB RAM
Graphics: 256 MB
Storage: 257 MB available space
RECOMMENDED SETUPOS: Ubuntu 12
Processor: Intel Core 2 DuoMemory: 1025 MB RAM
Memory: 1025 MB RAM
Graphics: 512 MB
Storage: 257 MB available space

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