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Current progress (January)
Yes, it finally happened! After couple of weeks of recording sessions with our angry screaming voice actor, we placed a stamp of approval on the audio files we received, and we even did a little bit more - we invited two more VAs! That makes it THREE Voice Actors in the game!!... Two of them have really episodical roles, but still - it’s a thing to brag about. So be excited! (That’s an order.) Oh yeah, almost forgot - after we recorded everything, we also implemented everything. So it's not only gameplay, it's also the narrator speaking, the whole package, the glorious goodness. AS IF IT WAS AN ALMOST COMPLETE GAME NOW! Whoo-hoo!! Let's celebrate with one more year of development. (jk)
As usually, we wrote a small blog post with funny text: -> Read here <- It’s basically the same news, but the words are different. Yeah... Ok, I don’t know what else to add here. Hm. NEXT TOPIC!
...did we mention that we are still waiting for the sounds and music? Oh yeah, we still are. That’s the one and only thing we are waiting for. We are also researching localizations (since the text is over-voiced and there is no turning back now), and calculating how many dictionaries we need to read before we can do it ourselves... Or maybe we’ll find someone. Maybe. Meanwhile, we decided to do a proper landing page for the game. It’s gonna have cool art, some Dude-Stop-ish buttons, and should be a cool website to NEVER share with your friends. #ReversePsychology
And that’s all for today. We can go on and on about our plans, and dreams, and hopes, and how I failed to kiss a girl in seventh grade and six people got in ER because of that… but knowing you, you are probably more interested in the links to our social media, am I right? So click below and don’t forget to come back next time!
Do the CLICK: Facebook, Twitter, YouTube, Instagram and: http://patomkin.com/
[ 2018-01-30 11:16:26 CET ] [ Original post ]
We did the unspeakable - we finished voicing the game!!
THE VOICE IS OVER
Yes, it finally happened! After couple of weeks of recording sessions with our angry screaming voice actor, we placed a stamp of approval on the audio files we received, and we even did a little bit more - we invited two more VAs! That makes it THREE Voice Actors in the game!!... Two of them have really episodical roles, but still - it’s a thing to brag about. So be excited! (That’s an order.) Oh yeah, almost forgot - after we recorded everything, we also implemented everything. So it's not only gameplay, it's also the narrator speaking, the whole package, the glorious goodness. AS IF IT WAS AN ALMOST COMPLETE GAME NOW! Whoo-hoo!! Let's celebrate with one more year of development. (jk)
THE BLOG
As usually, we wrote a small blog post with funny text: -> Read here <- It’s basically the same news, but the words are different. Yeah... Ok, I don’t know what else to add here. Hm. NEXT TOPIC!
THE REST
...did we mention that we are still waiting for the sounds and music? Oh yeah, we still are. That’s the one and only thing we are waiting for. We are also researching localizations (since the text is over-voiced and there is no turning back now), and calculating how many dictionaries we need to read before we can do it ourselves... Or maybe we’ll find someone. Maybe. Meanwhile, we decided to do a proper landing page for the game. It’s gonna have cool art, some Dude-Stop-ish buttons, and should be a cool website to NEVER share with your friends. #ReversePsychology
CONCLUSION
And that’s all for today. We can go on and on about our plans, and dreams, and hopes, and how I failed to kiss a girl in seventh grade and six people got in ER because of that… but knowing you, you are probably more interested in the links to our social media, am I right? So click below and don’t forget to come back next time!
Do the CLICK: Facebook, Twitter, YouTube, Instagram and: http://patomkin.com/
[ 2018-01-30 11:16:26 CET ] [ Original post ]
Dude, Stop
Team HalfBeard
Developer
Team HalfBeard
Publisher
2018-06-01
Release
Game News Posts:
29
🎹🖱️Keyboard + Mouse
Very Positive
(2136 reviews)
The Game includes VR Support
Public Linux Depots:
- Dude, Stop Linux [265.48 M]
"Dude, Stop" is a puzzle game, where the main goal is to not follow the rules and make everybody hate you. Break it, abuse it, skip the tutorial, ignore tips and tricks in the loading menu and - most importantly! - mute the narrator.
For example, stop reading this paragraph and skip to the next one. You're still reading. Still looking here. Annnd... done. You've broken your first rule and annoyed us a little bit. And didn't even buy the game yet! Wow, you're talented. Have you considered quitting your job and doing this fulltime?
Collect all rewards, unlock all achievements and brag to your buddies that you've enraged some poor developer from a video game and made him scream at you just like in the trailer. Do your best. Or worst. Or both at once.
* unless you count them. Please don't count them
For example, stop reading this paragraph and skip to the next one. You're still reading. Still looking here. Annnd... done. You've broken your first rule and annoyed us a little bit. And didn't even buy the game yet! Wow, you're talented. Have you considered quitting your job and doing this fulltime?
Collect all rewards, unlock all achievements and brag to your buddies that you've enraged some poor developer from a video game and made him scream at you just like in the trailer. Do your best. Or worst. Or both at once.
Key features:
- Dive into countless* puzzles carefully made by the developers. Some of them relatable, some of them not. Who cares, buy the damn game
- Fully voiced narration of both good and bad solutions. You can ignore or mute it all you want, it's still there
- All kinds of shiny rewards and achievements assembled by a hungry underpaid developer in a basement just so you can feel justified breaking another level and giggling for five seconds
- Many moments where you will be saying "What?", "Why?" and "Preordering videogames is good". Just kidding, you will mostly be just clicking stuff and dragging and throwing it all over the screen
- Self-aware humor that simply tries waaay too hard. This includes timeless references that only our weird programmer can understand. Like "42" and "You're gonna have a bad time". What a nerd, haha
* unless you count them. Please don't count them
MINIMAL SETUP
- OS: Ubuntu 12
- Processor: Intel Pentium 4 / AMD Athlon 64Memory: 513 MB RAM
- Memory: 513 MB RAM
- Graphics: 256 MB
- Storage: 257 MB available space
- OS: Ubuntu 12
- Processor: Intel Core 2 DuoMemory: 1025 MB RAM
- Memory: 1025 MB RAM
- Graphics: 512 MB
- Storage: 257 MB available space
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